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Tormater Forum

2025-12-04T03:47:47Z

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[[Category:Forum software]]
[[File:TormaterForum.png|300px|thumb|right|A screenshot of the Tormater Forum (support forum).]]

'''Tormater Forum''' is a PHP-based forum software licensed under the GNU General Public License. It is functionally similar to [[esoTalk]] and its derivative project [[esoBB]] however includes several out-of-the-box features, such as categories, that are not part of the esoTalk base code. It is a hobby project largely developed by one person with minor contributions being made from the creator's brother among others.

The forum software was created by tormater-yak, a notable figure in the [[Tormater]] community. Development began on March 2022 as a barebones forum project and was published on Github by November. Unlike [[esoBB]], in which the primary use of the forum software is to serve [[Esoteric Chat|geteso]], the Tormater Forum primarily exists for discussing the continued development of the software.

Tormater Forum is the name of the support forum for the Tormater Forum software, bearing the same name as the software, and is currently hosted on ''forum.tormater.com''. The Tormater homepage explains: "Tormater is a wide topic, encompassing many ideals, individuals, and concepts. We here at Tormater.com take Tormater very seriously—and we suggest you do too." The word [[Tormater]] has no apparent meaning other than in reference to the name of the software.

Over the course of the software's development, there have been numerous difficulties with avoiding security vulnerabilities, with particular regard to SQL injection. VegBao made several changes to the software that did not properly sanitize SQL queries thus leading to numerous follow-up commits from tormater-yak in order to properly sanitize them. Despite this, the forum software is considered to be reliable if premature; there is no clarification as to whether the software is meant to be used in production environments.

==Gallery==
<gallery heights="200px" widths="300px" class="center">
Image:Tormater_beta1.png|An early iteration of the forum software.
Image:Tormater_beta2.png|A list of conversations belonging to a particular category.
Image:Tormater_beta4.png
Image:Tormater_beta3.png
Image:Tormater_beta5.png|Conversation view.
Image:Tormater_beta6.png
Image:Tormater_beta7.png|User settings view.
</gallery>
<gallery heights="75px" class="center">
Image:TormaterLogo.png|The logo of the forum software.
Image:Tormatersig.png
</gallery>

Elaine

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EzoForum

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Corona

2025-12-04T03:42:58Z

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[[Category:esoTalk]]
[[Category:Schizoid Arena]]
[[Category:Total Freedom]]
[[File:Corona_profile.gif|350px|thumb|right|The avatar used by Corona (as Adolf Hitler) on [[geteso]].]]

'''Corona''' (also known as: Adolf Hitler) is a freelance developer and former moderator of [[Esoteric Chat]]. On the forum, he went by several usernames however is most well known in the community as '''Adolf Hitler'''. He is also known in other communities such as [[Total Freedom]] and [[Schizoid Arena]] for trolling antics.

==History==
Corona joined [[Esoteric Chat]] on January 21 2021 after being invited to the forum by its creator, [[John Mosley]] (admin) while playing on [[Total Freedom]] during the time in which Mosley was an administrator on the server. Shortly afterward, he became a forum moderator and was responsible for overseeing the [[Great Influx]] of users from [[4chan]] that occurred a few months later from the time of his joining. After first joining the forum, he began creating numerous alt accounts, or a self-described [[centipede]], used to emulate real discussion on the site, much having to do with obscure topics such as [[Georgehannsen]] and [[Neilseph Guard]]. As such, Corona quickly became enthralled with the history of the forum, often making references to older conversations.

As Moderator, Corona supported the forum's growth as new users were created and the community became larger. He was responsible for introducing [[Akefu Brewer]] to the forum, a friend of his that he met on Minecraft some time earlier. Akefu initially emulated the typing style and online mannerisms of Corona before "coming into his own." Many of the forums's [[eso]]teric jokes originate from Corona and his posts.

In 2023, Corona was given Moderator once again under the username Adolf Hitler. From late 2023 until the start of November 2024, Corona participated heavily in the [[Esoteric Server]]. Over time, he became more involved in the [[Xat]] community through an infatuation with [[Willie]].

==On other communities==
Having found esoTalk from [[Total Freedom]] and participated in [[the raids]] conducted by other users, he has participated in several other communities throughout the course of his presence on the forum.

===Total Freedom===
Corona was instrumental in conducting some of the raids against [[Total Freedom]] during the [[Total Freedom Raids|Great Raid]]. Mosley and Corona were responsible for the majority of the raids, with other users playing a small part in the procuring of alt accounts and copypastas that were spammed on the server. Despite this, Corona was the last player to be perm-banned from the server after [[VideoGameSmash12]] noticed that he had remained on the server long after the raids came to an end. This stands as a testament to the stupidity of the server's administration. [[Akefu Brewer]] did not actually participate the raids, however [[Akefu Raider]] (a caricature of Brewer) was "conducting" the raids.

On occasion, [[Schizoid Arena|xat users]] have joined [[Total Freedom]] to poke fun at [[Ryan Wild]] for being fat, among other things. The Total Freedom Discord server has since become so heavily safeguarded that it is near impossible for new users to join the server. '''Looks like this finally took its toll now that the server's dead.'''

===Schizoid Arena===
During October 2022, Corona was invited to the [[Schizoid Arena]] Discord server by [[John Mosley|Mosley]] (who, at that time, was going by the name of ''inpace'') after having been given an invite to the server by a member of [[geteso]]. Later that month, he [[Akefu Raider|raided the everloving shit]] out of the server before getting banned from it. He was later unbanned (seeing as the server winds up deleted every month or so) and has continued to have a sporadic presence in the community. Akefu's endless supply of alts continues to infest the general chat and there is no sign that the raids are ever going to stop.

===Zolly===
Corona first met [[Zolly]] after being invited to Schizoid Arena by Mosley. After sharing [[Akefushop|Akefushops]] and conducting a brief raid of the server, they befriended each other and quickly became part of a group chat that included, among others: [[John Mosley|Crabmin]], [[Haxxing]], [[Cessna]], and of course Zolly. After recently ending a relationship with [[Ethan]], Zolly turned to Corona as a source of entertainment and friendship, but as time went by, they gradually became disinterested in one another.

Akefu Brewer

2025-12-04T03:37:53Z

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[[Category:esoTalk]]
[[Category:Total Freedom]]
[[File:akefu.jpg|thumb|This iconic image is one Akefu Brewer selected as his profile picture early on in his career on geteso.]]
[[File:Akefyandy.jpg|thumb|This iconic picture was one of many often used by Akefu when he raided (clogged) geteso as a logposting raider who wanted his main to be unsuspended.]]
[[File:Akefydavis.jpg|thumb|Akefu often took on the character of [[Terry A. Davis]], albeit poorly.]]
[[File:Tourettes.jpg|thumb|Akefu really got rolling when he discovered [[Tourettes Guy]] and made several geteso accounts based off him, all of which went on to raid the forum.]]

'''Akefu Brewer''' is a lolcow known for having autistic fits on [[Esoteric Chat]], among other places. He can most easily be identified by his distinctive typing style, using words such as "niggerlicious" and "clogged." Akefu's posts contain identical spelling errors across alternate accounts which ends up making them look like a '''fucking moron'''. Despite this, Akefu is [[Sarcasm | responsible]] for [[the raids]] because he is likely behind [[Akefu Raider]].

Throughout Akefu Brewer's sordid career he has shown little regard for what others may call morals or ethics. He hasn't bothered to even muse over goodwill towards man or a better future for anyone. Akefu Brewer has shown absolutely no remorse in the wake of his many atrocities he's committed. Even with the colossal amount of blood on his hands, he shows not one jot of guilt. Akefu Brewer is the last individual you ever want to encounter, period. Akefu has left a legacy of chaos, destruction, and calamity every which way he's ever gone.

<blockquote>
We do a little trolling. It's called, we do a little trolling.
<br>
—Akefu Brewer (stolen from [[Donald Trump]])
</blockquote>

Like [[VideoGameSmash12|some others]], he has no sense of originality. His personality is merely a conglomeration of thoughts and ideas which others have fed to him.

== Early life ==
It was quite clear to anybody with a working set of eyes that Akefu was no ordinary child. For starters, he had ADHD. The kid frankly couldn't and still can't to this day just sit still. He also seemed awfully hellbent on causing chaos for no explicable reason.

When Akefu was 8 years old, he alleges that a childhood friend aged 11 forced him to get naked, get into a closet, and suck his cock. To top off his story he said that the molester took Akefu's underwear and lied, claiming it was in fact his own. It's probable that Akefu simply made up this story for attention and so that people would feel sorry for him. Maybe he made it up to take the easy way out when it came to explaining why he was such a faggot. In any case it's widely believed that this event just never happened.

In 2018, when Akefu was around 10 years old, he played the popular game Minecraft. He had a quantifiable online presence. That was, until, '''the incident'''. In short, Akefu's grandpa caught him watching porn very late at night. What was a 10 year old doing watching porn in the first place? '''Akefu was permanently banned from ever using the Internet by his grandparents''' because of the harmful people and things he could, and it appears did, encounter online.

=== Using the forum ===
It wasn't until late 2020 that Akefu managed to sneak back onto the dark realm of the virtual aether. Akefu secretly resented his grandparents because they robbed him of his only outlet for all his negativity that had been building up to unbearable levels. See, to understand that, we have to tell another story about Akefu's real personal life.

In his own words, Akefu seems like he's emo in real life. He "literally cannot socialize at all." Needless to say Akefu doesn't have many friends if any at all in the real world. It's likely he gets bullied, especially by ethnically diverse youths. This made him the perfect candidate for what was to come next. Akefu Brewer was prime meat, and he was about to be shaped.

A life-altering event befell Akefu one day as he met somebody in Minecraft who would eventually be a geteso user. This person first introduced Akefu to 4chan, then went on to introduce Akefu to geteso. Akefu was also introduced to [[Total Logdom]] this way.

Akefu's early posts on geteso were marked by a liberal usage of racial slurs and expletives. His posts contained little to no content and were understandably viewed in a negative light by many forum users. Akefu quickly grew unpopular and his reputation in the community could've already been framed as notoriously scoundrel-esque. But things were about to change forever once Akefu started making alternate accounts, a practice commonly referred to on the forum as [[samefagging]].

Akefu has made so many alternate accounts that I could go on and on encompassing entire paragraphs but I will spare the time and effort and instead hammer out an overview. Akefu would pretty much copy someone's gimmick and create an account based off of it. Examples include [[Terry A. Davis]], [[Tourettes Guy]], Bingus, Benis benis, various Nazi-related accounts, [[Andy Sixx]] logposting accounts, and many many other such miscellaneous things. These accounts proved to be quite an annoyance to the community more often than not and were virtually always revealed to be him. To Akefu's credit, some of his accounts endured long amounts of time before ultimately being discovered. Some he kept going for several months. This is an incredible feat considering much of his time on the forum he spent suspended, and any account even vaguely suspected of being him was simply suspended on the spot. It's speculated that many innocent users could've ended up caught in this crossfire.

The inevitable soon occurred: Akefu Brewer was suspended. This wouldn't be the last time, however. Akefu undisputedly raided the forum mostly using [[Andy Sixx]] logposting accounts. He also made other accounts, some bearing his name and others not lamenting on the FACT that all anybody on the forum had to do in order to avoid this disaster was to unsuspend him. If you think that he was ignored, nobody fed the troll, and he didn't end up unsuspended, you're dead wrong. He was pretty well fattened up, the spoon-feeding the troll analogy in mind. He was suspended soon after being unsuspended for the first time, and the cycle continued.

Akefu caused a lot of damage at least in the eyes of the retarded niggercattle who frequented [[geteso.org]]. He foiled their raids of other platforms (see [[The Emowire Backfire]]), was always raiding the forum, and when he wasn't suspended made overall autistic posts. Akefu was essentially the boogeyman for the site. He relished and took immense pleasure and gratification from all this, unbeknownst to the in retrospect truly blind users of geteso. They didn't realize what they had done, the monster they helped create. By then, it was far too late.

The forum really went downhill when Akefu was suspended around winter of 2021. That's when [[Akefu Raider]] first appeared on the scene. It's clear that this "new" raider was none other than Akefu Brewer himself. It was a seamless blend of his other accounts and personalities. Vocabulary analysis reveals elements from Terry A. Davis, Tourettes Guy, the Andy Sixx logposting accounts, and the other shitposting and raiding accounts Akefu had created in the past. If [[Akefu Raider]] isn't Akefu, it's somebody who has carefully crafted this identity with framing Akefu in mind and this person has done it over an unreasonable period of time. The obvious answer is that Akefu Brewer is [[Akefu Raider]].

Ultimately Akefu was responsible for the complete downfall of geteso even if he wasn't [[Akefu Raider]] as he at least heavily inspired the never-ceasing raids. The very last thing we know about Akefu is that on April 11th, 2022, he went dark. He said that he wanted nothing more to do with anything remotely related to geteso citing extreme negative impacts on his real, personal life. Since Akefu raids have occurred since then it can be reasoned that either [[Akefu Raider]] isn't him, or another explanation is due. It's obvious his alt accounts were more than just accounts to him. They were characters and while he operated the alts he became each alt and took on their respective character as if it were his own. The explanation here is that he spent so much time as [[Akefu Raider]] that he was embroiled by the persona, and simply one day totally became [[Akefu Raider]] and is trapped now, unable to escape. So now he raids forums and servers and pretty much anything he deems a "yee yee ass niggerlicious easily raidable low security niggercattle infested shitpile." He is a prisoner trapped in his own body, watching these horrible events unfold before his eyes, powerless to stop them. The raids will never ever stop no matter what. Nobody can change that, not even Akefu himself.

== Sexuality ==
Akefu's sexuality can be summed up rather simply. Akefu is a complete sexual invert. In terms commonly used today, Akefu is bisexual, gender fluid, a furry, and a transvestite. A sexual deviant and a pervert, in other words. Why is he like this? Many have pondered over this question and many possible answers have been postulated. Perhaps him being molested, raised by his grandparents instead of his parents, his social ineptitude, overexposure to sexual stimuli through the internet at such a young age, or a combination of some or all of the aforementioned factors are to blame. But the leading theory is that Akefu is simply the pure unbridled embodiment of everything wrong with modern society and the world. Maybe Akefu is a personification of all that is abhorrent about today. Perhaps he is nothing more and nothing less than a scream, a long string of all caps 50,000 of the letter a over and over, given off on behalf of those who recoil with horror at the state of modern civilization, if it can even reasonably bear that name anymore. '''In any case, it's self-evident that Akefu Brewer is one fucked up nigga.'''

Akefu Brewer

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EzoForum

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Edward McCarthy

2025-12-04T03:15:19Z

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'''Edward Daniel McCarthy''' (born 2003) is some [[faggot|gay faggot]] [[lolcow]] that nobody really cares about.

Corona

2025-12-04T03:14:18Z

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Geteso? More like "get anally raped"

2024-06-13T06:56:54Z

Qupid: Created page with "Geteso? More like "get anally raped" is a top tier thread made on gayeso by some random ass account on January 16, 2021. This thread was the only true geteso thread and it's effectively peak forum threads. The creation of this thread marks the decline of the forum from some random ass shitty forum with just Greg Poop's alternative accounts and irl friends on it to a pile of shit full of alts and random retards from for chan. Seeing this..."

Geteso? More like "get anally raped" is a top tier thread made on [[Esoteric Chat|gayeso]] by some random ass account on January 16, 2021. This thread was the only true geteso thread and it's effectively peak forum threads. The creation of this thread marks the decline of the forum from some random ass shitty forum with just [[John Mosley|Greg Poop]]'s alternative accounts and irl friends on it to a pile of shit full of alts and random retards from for chan. Seeing this thread at in the top 20 threads on the site is a clear indicator of the golden age of gayeso. At the height of the conversation it had over 550 replies.

"full-time consideration of another endeavor might be in order" - [[John Mosley]], regarding the creation of the thread.

<blockquote>"So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i've now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was'nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn't end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this:
I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker's ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.
So thats why my shit was blood."</blockquote>

Tormater Forum

2024-06-13T06:47:01Z

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[[Category:Forum software]]
[[File:TormaterForum.png|300px|thumb|right|A screenshot of the Tormater Forum (support forum).]]

'''Tormater Forum''' is a PHP-based forum software licensed under the GNU General Public License. It is functionally similar to [[esoTalk]] and its derivative project [[esoBB]] however includes several out-of-the-box features, such as categories, that are not part of the esoTalk base code. It is a hobby project largely developed by one person with minor contributions being made from the creator's brother among others.

The forum software was created by tormater-yak, a notable figure in the [[Tormater]] community. Development began on March 2022 as a barebones forum project and was published on Github by November. Unlike [[esoBB]], in which the primary use of the forum software is to serve [[Esoteric Chat|geteso]], the Tormater Forum primarily exists for discussing the continued development of the software. Corona (GigaHacer) began contributing to the software repository on November 2022, and was shortly followed by [[VegBao]].

Tormater Forum is the name of the support forum for the Tormater Forum software, bearing the same name as the software, and is currently hosted on ''forum.tormater.com''. The Tormater homepage explains: "Tormater is a wide topic, encompassing many ideals, individuals, and concepts. We here at Tormater.com take Tormater very seriously—and we suggest you do too." The word [[Tormater]] has no apparent meaning other than in reference to the name of the software.

Over the course of the software's development, there have been numerous difficulties with avoiding security vulnerabilities, with particular regard to SQL injection. VegBao made several changes to the software that did not properly sanitize SQL queries thus leading to numerous follow-up commits from tormater-yak in order to properly sanitize them. Despite this, the forum software is considered to be reliable if premature; there is no clarification as to whether the software is meant to be used in production environments.

==Gallery==
<gallery heights="200px" widths="300px" class="center">
Image:Tormater_beta1.png|An early iteration of the forum software.
Image:Tormater_beta2.png|A list of conversations belonging to a particular category.
Image:Tormater_beta4.png
Image:Tormater_beta3.png
Image:Tormater_beta5.png|Conversation view.
Image:Tormater_beta6.png
Image:Tormater_beta7.png|User settings view.
</gallery>
<gallery heights="75px" class="center">
Image:TormaterLogo.png|The logo of the forum software.
Image:Tormatersig.png
</gallery>

Corona

2024-06-13T06:45:46Z

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[[Category:esoTalk]]
[[Category:Schizoid Arena]]
[[Category:Total Freedom]]
[[File:Corona_profile.gif|350px|thumb|right|The avatar used by Corona (as Adolf Hitler) on [[geteso]].]]

'''Corona''' (also known as: CoronaIsCool, GigaHacer, Adolf Hitler) is a freelance developer and former moderator of the [[geteso]] forum. On the forum, he went by several usernames however is most well known in the community as '''Adolf Hitler'''. He is also known in other communities such as [[Total Freedom]] and [[Schizoid Arena]] for trolling antics.

==History==
Corona joined [[Esoteric Forum]] on January 21 2021 after being invited to the forum by its creator, [[John Mosley]] (admin) while playing on [[Total Freedom]] during the time in which Mosley was an administrator on the server. Shortly afterward, he became a forum moderator and was responsible for overseeing the [[Great Influx]] of users from [[4chan]] that occurred a few months later from the time of his joining. After first joining the forum, he began creating numerous alt accounts, or a self-described [[centipede]], used to emulate real discussion on the site, much having to do with obscure topics such as [[Georgehannsen]] and [[Neilseph Guard]]. As such, Corona quickly became enthralled with the history of the forum, often making references to older conversations.

As Moderator, Corona supported the forum's growth as new users were created and the community became larger. He was responsible for introducing [[Akefu Brewer]] to the forum, a friend of his that he met on Roblox some time earlier. Akefu initially emulated the typing style and online mannerisms of Corona before "coming into his own." Many of the forums's [[eso]]teric jokes originate from Corona and his posts. On May 21 2021, the mainline forum was modified to allow for member groups to be changed from the profile view. Corona, being the first person to test this feature, used it as an opportunity to give Administrator to one of his alt accounts. He shortly thereafter used this account to upload a self-made plugin to the forum that was discovered a few weeks later and led to his removal from Moderator.

==On other communities==
Having found esoTalk from [[Total Freedom]] and participated in [[the raids]] conducted by other users, he has participated in several other communities throughout the course of his presence on the forum.

===Total Freedom===
Corona was instrumental in conducting some of the raids against [[Total Freedom]] during the [[Total Freedom Raids|Great Raid]]. Mosley and Corona were responsible for the majority of the raids, with other users playing a small part in the procuring of alt accounts and copypastas that were spammed on the server. Despite this, Corona was the last player to be perm-banned from the server after [[VideoGameSmash12]] noticed that he had remained on the server long after the raids came to an end. This stands as a testament to the stupidity of the server's administration. [[Akefu Brewer]] did not actually participate the raids, however [[Akefu Raider]] (a caricature of Brewer) was "conducting" the raids.

On occasion, [[Schizoid Arena|xat users]] have joined [[Total Freedom]] to poke fun at [[Ryan Wild]] for being fat, among other things. The Total Freedom Discord server has since become so heavily safeguarded that it is near impossible for new users to join the server. '''Looks like this finally took its toll now that the server's dead.'''

===Schizoid Arena===
During October 2022, Corona was invited to the [[Schizoid Arena]] Discord server by [[John Mosley|Mosley]] (who, at that time, was going by the name of ''inpace'') after having been given an invite to the server by a member of [[geteso]]. Later that month, he [[Akefu Raider|raided the everloving shit]] out of the server before getting banned from it. He was later unbanned (seeing as the server winds up deleted every month or so) and has continued to have a sporadic presence in the community. Akefu's endless supply of alts continues to infest the general chat and there is no sign that the raids are ever going to stop.

Berd

2024-06-13T06:44:25Z

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Berd is [[John Mosley|admin]].

Berd

2024-06-13T06:43:05Z

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Berd is admin.

David Lawrence

2024-06-13T06:40:24Z

Qupid: Created page with "thumb David Lawrence is an electrical engineer in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. David frequently texts minors and arranges sex meetups with 16 year old boys. This is okay because David is just showing you how to be gay, it's like a tutorial. David Lawrence's address is 1 ABERDEEN WAY STE 110 CAMBRIDGE, MA 02138 == Early life == Around the age of 8, David Lawrence was molested by his uncle-in-law. His anushole was scraped clean and dry. Dav..."

[[File:David Lawrence.jpg|thumb]]
David Lawrence is an electrical engineer in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. David frequently texts minors and arranges sex meetups with 16 year old boys. This is okay because David is just showing you how to be gay, it's like a tutorial.
David Lawrence's address is 1 ABERDEEN WAY STE 110 CAMBRIDGE, MA 02138

== Early life ==
Around the age of 8, David Lawrence was molested by his uncle-in-law. His anushole was scraped clean and dry. David found it hard to make friends at his school, in the pit of hell (massachusetts). This is because David was a gay pedophile. Note: we use the term "was" here because David currently is bisexual and is dating a girl (male) Ioana Zelko.

David got an colledge education at some washup shitball school called MIT. His dream was to suck dick or something so he studied to be an elecrtical emgineer.

== Interesting tidbits ==
David had sex with a horse. This horse was noteworthy because its' sheath are on posted on gayeso forums by the Gayeso spam offices (ok sir).
Daveed likes milking men (not really). But he likes to fuck fish or something. IDK but he has sex with something and it's not normal (he is a pedophile and he put his cock in a venus flytrap).

== Closing thoughts ==
THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also david's grill fiend is a mail.

ok bye pookie bear i luv u <3

File:David Lawrence.jpg

2024-06-13T06:30:12Z

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His photograph.