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	Julian Homobro is an [[Orthodox Homobro]], the oldest known Homobro sect still in existence, with direct ancestral ties to biblical figures within the [[Book of Clyde]]. As such, he is renowned by the Braapers as one of the most devout [[Clydeian priests]] for his absolute faithfulness to the Clydeian traditions of Homobroism.		Julian Homobro is an [[Orthodox Homobro]], the oldest known Homobro sect still in existence, with direct ancestral ties to biblical figures within the [[Book of Clyde]]. As such, he is renowned by the Braapers as one of the most devout [[Clydeian priests]] for his absolute faithfulness to the Clydeian traditions of Homobroism.

	Julian Homobro taught at the Braaper Institute of Wisdom and Philsophy as an Associate Professor of Early Homobro Philosophy and Pre-to-Mid-Clydeian Homobroic History.		Julian Homobro taught at the Braaper Institute of Wisdom and Philsophy as an Associate Professor of Early Homobro Philosophy and Pre-to-Mid-Clydeian Homobroic History. A retired academic, he has since published 4 papers on the theological rigors of classical Homobroism. His latest thesis, "Reconsidering the Perspective of the Straights," was internationally acclaimed for what political journalist [[Dexter Filkins]] calls, "a substantial and considerable, though rather bold reinterpretation of the traditional historical narrative of Straight civilization and its impact upon the Braaper way of life—one which may invariably change the way this mammoth subject is taught for generations to come." [[Clydenistra Homobro]], a member of the [[Clydeian Rogue]], instead pans it as "another example of how Orthodox Homobros have become so stranded from the true nature of Clyde's wisdoms that they have descended into harboring apologists for the Straights and their decades-long, hate-fueled genocide of innocent Braaper families in a desperate attempt to stamp out our perseverent ancestors whose beliefs are the direct reason why we Braapers are now writing about the Straights as a deceased civilization. It is with no doubt that I say, Clyde-swearing, that academia has become a manifestation of the artificial dark forces of the [[Zerners]] and their callous use of [[horizontal sliders]] without regard for Clyde's rule over [[Ecstacy]]. If these tolerances continue then [[Ezo]] tyrants will most certainly use the opportunity to enslave us Braapers once more, as we once were for centuries, before Clyde's posterior grace."

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'''Julian Homobro''' is one of the [[early disciples of Homobroism]] and a devout follower of [[Clyde]].

On [[Esoteric Chat]], Julian Homobro, among other [[Braapers]], took upon themselves to engage in rigorous [[Clydeposting]] for the sole purpose of saving forumgoers from the eternal damnation of [[the Storm]], which eventually arrived to the forum and is said by [[Homobros]] to mark the downfall of the forum's ruling ideology, [[Ezo]], for neglecting [[Nature]] instead of being enlightened by Clyde's wisdoms, which teach instead to embrace Nature as an extension of oneself.

Julian Homobro is an [[Orthodox Homobro]], the oldest known Homobro sect still in existence, with direct ancestral ties to biblical figures within the [[Book of Clyde]]. As such, he is renowned by the Braapers as one of the most devout [[Clydeian priests]] for his absolute faithfulness to the Clydeian traditions of Homobroism.

Julian Homobro taught at the Braaper Institute of Wisdom and Philsophy as an Associate Professor of Early Homobro Philosophy and Pre-to-Mid-Clydeian Homobroic History.

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