Wheelchair Mike - Revision history

Grntbg: Undo revision 489 by Grntbg (talk)

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	'''Wheelchair Mike''', or known simply as Mike, is a [[lolcow]] known for lurking on the [[Flirt]] chat room on the [[Xat]] website. (He has wasted the majority of his adult years on a chat site.) He is most well-known for being paralyzed from the waist down due to hydrocephalus, or the inflammation of the brain, hence the "wheelchair" nickname. One might stumble upon him whilst typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves or to go play in traffic. '''He is a miserable cunt.'''		'''Wheelchair Mike''', or known simply as Mike, is a [[lolcow]] known for lurking on the [[Flirt]] chat room on the [[Xat]] website. (He has wasted the majority of his adult years on a chat site.) He is most well-known for being paralyzed from the waist down due to hydrocephalus, or the inflammation of the brain, hence the "wheelchair" nickname. One might stumble upon him whilst typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves or to go play in traffic. '''He is a miserable cunt.'''

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	'''Wheelchair Mike''', or known simply as Mike, is a [[lolcow]] known for lurking on the [[Flirt]] chat room on the [[Xat]] website. (He has wasted the majority of his adult years on a chat site.) He is most well-known for being paralyzed from the waist down due to hydrocephalus, or the inflammation of the brain, hence the "wheelchair" nickname. One might stumble upon him whilst typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves or to go play in traffic. '''He is a miserable cunt.'''		'''Wheelchair Mike''', or known simply as Mike, is a [[lolcow]] known for lurking on the [[Flirt]] chat room on the [[Xat]] website. (He has wasted the majority of his adult years on a chat site.) He is most well-known for being paralyzed from the waist down due to hydrocephalus, or the inflammation of the brain, hence the "wheelchair" nickname. One might stumble upon him whilst typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves or to go play in traffic. '''He is a miserable cunt.'''

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	==Rivalries with other users==		==Rivalries with other users==
	It should not come as a surprise to anyone that Mike has become rivals, or outright enemies, with other uses on Flirt in the over-a-decade-or-so that he has been active on there. Around 2010, Mike was doxxed by fellow pedophile [[S1n]] because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a pellet gun. Since then, users have made numerous (successful) efforts to troll him by using his personal information, like by sending transgender prostitutes to his residence or by ordering pizzas to be delivered to his address.		It should not come as a surprise to anyone that Mike has become rivals, or outright enemies, with other uses on Flirt in the over-a-decade-or-so that he has been active on there. Around 2010, Mike was doxxed by fellow pedophile [[S1n]] because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a pellet gun. Since then, users have made numerous (successful) efforts to troll him by using his personal information, like by sending transgender prostitutes to his residence or by ordering pizzas to be delivered to his address.

			In April 2024, s1n began to purport that Mike had passed away and spread this rumor by telling it to other members of the Flirt community. As of writing, there is no evidence to support that Mike has died besides the fact that he has taken a hiatus from the chat room, but he'll probably be back, as is the case with every single fucking time that he's claimed to have left Flirt for good and subsequently returned just a couple of weeks later.

Grntbg: move Mike to his own page

2024-04-08T23:32:43Z

move Mike to his own page

New page

[[File:Wheelchair_Mike.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Roll with the changes!]]
'''Wheelchair Mike''', or known simply as Mike, is a [[lolcow]] known for lurking on the [[Flirt]] chat room on the [[Xat]] website. (He has wasted the majority of his adult years on a chat site.) He is most well-known for being paralyzed from the waist down due to hydrocephalus, or the inflammation of the brain, hence the "wheelchair" nickname. One might stumble upon him whilst typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves or to go play in traffic. '''He is a miserable cunt.'''

Born in 1990, Mike is 34 years old. He lives with his coalburner sister and three mulatto nephews. According to Mike, his sister is responsible for changing his soiled diapers, among other things. Mike has no job and doesn't do much else with his life besides rotting away in front his computer.

==Sexual degeneracy and pedophilia==
Mike is a creep who will often go out of his way to get the attention of young girls in order to initiate [[cybersex]]. He will [[Xat private chat|private chat]] any girl (or anyone who identifies as a girl) on Flirt which inevitably descends into him divulging his sexual fetish for bellybuttons, which he describes as "deep innies." These "girls" he chats with have gone so far as to say that they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyways. By all measures, he is a pedophile who is open about his attraction towards young girls.

Like all of the other retards on Xat, he is into wresting and racing (WWE and Nascar, respectively). On his Twitter, you can see him trying to get the attention of "WWE Divas" by replying to celebrity tweets and failing miserably.

==Rivalries with other users==
It should not come as a surprise to anyone that Mike has become rivals, or outright enemies, with other uses on Flirt in the over-a-decade-or-so that he has been active on there. Around 2010, Mike was doxxed by fellow pedophile [[S1n]] because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a pellet gun. Since then, users have made numerous (successful) efforts to troll him by using his personal information, like by sending transgender prostitutes to his residence or by ordering pizzas to be delivered to his address.