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Geteso? More like "get anally raped" is a top tier thread made on [[Esoteric Chat|gayeso]] by some random ass account on January 16, 2021. This thread was the only true geteso thread and it's effectively peak forum threads. The creation of this thread marks the decline of the forum from some random ass shitty forum with just [[John Mosley|Greg Poop]]'s alternative accounts and irl friends on it to a pile of shit full of alts and random retards from for chan. Seeing this thread at in the top 20 threads on the site is a clear indicator of the golden age of gayeso. At the height of the conversation it had over 550 replies.

"full-time consideration of another endeavor might be in order" - [[John Mosley]], regarding the creation of the thread.

<blockquote>"So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i've now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was'nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn't end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this:
I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker's ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.
So thats why my shit was blood."</blockquote>