Chris Nall

Chris Nall is a member of the xat chatroom Flirt who likes to roleplay with random users, pretending they are a character from the DC comic book series Swamp Thing, which he refers to as "Angel Gabriel from Constantine."

In real life, he is a 34 year old coon drug addict who gets his kicks from messaging underage girls and fantasizing about them or whatever. Not much is known Chris because he rarely talks about himself, instead opting to navigate through the same routine every fucking day. A shitty wiki (not to be confused with this shitty wiki) claims that he was 26 years old, and that was written 8 years ago. He is also apparently homeless which would go to explain why he's on Flirt all the fucking time.

If you're on Flirt for more than five minutes, especially as a toon, you will undoubtedly receive a private chat from Chris asking if you're Angel Gabriel.

History

Before lurking in Flirt he apparently participated in several roleplay-themed chat rooms, including a My Little Pony room called "Nightshade Roleplay," presumably during a time when xat was more popular than it is now and thus contained several other active rooms. He has been roleplaying the Archangel Gabriel gambit for over 14 years, having originally started in 2009.

Chris has always been a lolcow, and most of the people who agree to roleplay with him are doing it in order to evoke a response. He must be autistic or something so as to keep having the exact same conversation with toons for this long without getting tired of it, but then again, he's not the only one to repeat himself over and over again to no avail.

A typical day in the life of Chris

>wakes up
>shellacks cocoa butter all over his black face
>drinks from a big ol' cup of mo-lasses
>dances the court nigger dance
>logs onto Flirt
Summons Angel Gabriel from Constantine. ⛧
3...2...1
it worked.
>IGNORED
>messages some random toon for attention
hi.

It's also worth mentioning that he's a fucking creep. In the remote event of lunacy that you do choose to engage with him, he'll ask for a picture of your face, and if you don't he will try to manipulate you into sending one anyways. Fuck this nigger!