David Lawrence

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David Lawrence is an electrical engineer in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. David frequently texts minors and arranges sex meetups with 16 year old boys. This is okay because David is just showing you how to be gay, it's like a tutorial. David Lawrence's address is 1 ABERDEEN WAY STE 110 CAMBRIDGE, MA 02138

Early life

Around the age of 8, David Lawrence was molested by his uncle-in-law. His anushole was scraped clean and dry. David found it hard to make friends at his school, in the pit of hell (massachusetts). This is because David was a gay pedophile. Note: we use the term "was" here because David currently is bisexual and is dating a girl (male) Ioana Zelko.

David got an colledge education at some washup shitball school called MIT. His dream was to suck dick or something so he studied to be an elecrtical emgineer.

Interesting tidbits

David had sex with a horse. This horse was noteworthy because its' sheath are on posted on gayeso forums by the Gayeso spam offices (ok sir). Daveed likes milking men (not really). But he likes to fuck fish or something. IDK but he has sex with something and it's not normal (he is a pedophile and he put his cock in a venus flytrap).

Closing thoughts

THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also david's grill fiend is a mail.

ok bye pookie bear i luv u <3