Floozy milksops
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Floozy milksops are a substance excreted by Akefu that appear white and milky, with respect to its name. The floozy milksop itself is formed in the Akefu Nutsacker where it continues to develop into the Akefu Spermer, and is ejaculated outward through the urethral tract when Akefu masturbates.
Akefu has a track record of masturbating every 2 hours non-stop ever since he figured out how to play the skin flute. Ever since then, he has drained all of his sperm on a regular basis and that has contributed to his feminine qualities, devoid of any testosterone. He always claims to have stopped masturbating while pretending to be a Nazi larper but we all know this isn't true.