Gaymer

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Your typical average gaymer.

A gaymer is a person whose entire personality is defined by playing video gaymes. Gaymers cannot last a minute without bringing up the stupid video gayme they're currently playing or having to make dumb references to their gayme. They usually purport to be autistic so as to explain their lack of self-control, but in reality their attention span has been numbed down by TikTok among other sources of mindless entertainment.

There is not much else to say about gaymers. They are so boring that the very task of writing a wiki page about their existence will quickly rival that of Sisyphus, or in this case, Sissyphus. Gaymers are often confused with bugmen or soy boys, and while these labels sound mutually exclusive, gaymers do not always possess the qualities of these other stereotypes. For instance, they don't have to possess a particular set of political opinions, but they are equally as annoying to deal with.

Fortunately, these people have become less fashionable during the previous 5 years as some degree of self-awareness has developed among the popular culture hegemony about how embarrassing it is to talk about your high-end gayming PC in front of a crowd of people, or to plaster a "1 UP!" sticker on the back of your car. Despite this, they are still plentiful and must be dealt with accordingly.