The EmoWire Backfire

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A screenshot of the original plan, made by user degster.

The EmoWire Backfire was a failed raid of the website EmoWire by members of geteso.org that happened on Wednesday, May 19 2021. There is nothing left of the raid on EmoWire's forum.

According to the original conversation, the plan was to raid both EmoWire and BillieForum, the latter of which is a discussion board dedicated to the singer Billie Eilish, due to their similar target audience. After the raid, the raiders planned on directing their energy towards 8kun (formerly known as 8chan), a Futaba image board similar to 4chan. Degster intended to "rally" members of the EmoWire forum and convince them to raid 8kun, and then rally 8kun users (which are anonymous) so as to raid both of the discussion boards.

The "backfire" took place during the first raid of EmoWire. Roughly ten members participated in the raid. One participant, Calamitance, was an alt account of Akefu Brewer. During the period this raid took place, Akefu was currently banned for spamming and power posting. Akefu intended to use his alt account to 'get back' at the forum by linking the site to EmoWire, hoping this would in turn lead to a raid being conducted against geteso.org.

As of 2023, EmoWire appears to be offline and now redirects to another networking site. Maybe this wasn't a backfire after all?

Akefu was in the conversation "The War Room"; this post that was screenshotted was from that conversation.

The backfire

Akefu's alt account Calamitance had been added to the private conversation "The War Room" that centered around raiding other communities, much to the dismay of several other members of the conversation. This stands as a testament to how stupid geteso users really are for not knowing that this was Akefu's alt. The only way that degster and others found out about Akefu is from all the posts he spammed on EmoWire.

The "raid"

After nothing came as a result of him spamming the link to the forum all over EmoWire, Akefu decided to RAID (AAAAAAAA!) and conducted a very shitty "raid" of the forum by manually submitting conversations with the same post. This is what he sent:

*BRAAAAAAAP* Clyde. 'The ANDY SIXX SHITSUCKING SOCIETY (ASSS) is pleased to grace your message with a response on behalf of the Society. Our stated goal is to "educate logless shills about the benefits of Andy's logs of shit" and we aim to carry out this Act of Andy [AoA] by spreading the word of Sixx to many communities, which is full of logless shills who are unwilling to open their mouths for the faeces of Mr. Sixx. "Operation Log In" is a multi-stage operation to spread the colonial empire of Andy Biersack and indoctrinate more people into Andy's following. It hinges on the creation of burners for spreading poopy-propaganda, which is the main SixxSource of news relating to the Society. Those who are truly interested in shitsucking can message this address and be invited to the "Andy's Throaty Pleasures" Discord server, which is eclipsing sixxty members, something we are deeply proud of.'

The conversations were deleted in under three minutes.

Akefu's alt

After Akefu's raid was deleted, he began to sperg out on his alt Calamitance and confirmed that he was Akefu (as if it wasn't obvious enough).