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An '''e-girl''' (electronic girl) is a '''transvestite'''.  [[Here's a Medal | Congratulations, you're done reading.]] Since this page needs to be longer for some fucking reason, an '''e-girl''' is a male pretending to be a woman on the Internet for attention and sometimes [[money | cheddar]] while also doing a bunch of stupid, embarrassing shit.  The hilarity that ensues when these attention seeking whores and faggots come into contact with the male equivalent (autism) is what has sparked a bunch of toxic wasteland communities such as [[xat]].

For some reason, [[zoomers]] are beginning to refer to all women on the Internet as "e-girls" which not only sounds dumb as hell but also points to a degree of self-acceptance that they will never have a real world (oops... "IRL"...) relationship in their entire sordid lives.  In actuality, no greater than half of the women using chat apps like Discord are really "e-girls", and the ones that are will always be incredibly easy to spot out of those who aren't.

==How to spot an e-girl==
Every single electronic girl will fit this profile with only a few exceptions, however they will always match 7 out of the 10 descriptors that makes a girl of the electronic variety as opposed to being a real one.
# Four letter, single word generic name (nina, lila, lane, Aske)
# If she is using Discord, she will undoubtedly have Nitro because all e-girls are infatuated with consumerist culture.
# [[Gaymer]] that plays the most generic and boring video games.
# Piercings all over "her" face like a pin cushion, to hide the masculine bone structure and overall ugliness.
# Posts racist shit online while also listing to rap music and generally acts like a total [[wigger]].
# Uses words like "cuh", "hun", "fye" and other stupid gang language while probably also throwing gang signs. See above.
# Compliments men she likes by calling them "twink", "sub", and "fem" because of a) a porn addiction and/or b) a desire to "dominate" men sexually despite being 4'11" tall.
# Has a penis.
# Smokes weed erryday and smells like a literal skunk from it (hence the "electronic" part).
# Mites are burrowing into her skin and laying eggs all fucking day long!

==What to do with e-girls==
Since electronic girls do not exist in the real world (they are electronic) you may either unplug them from the mains electricity or, in the case they are thriving off a portable battery, '''push them into a vat of water King Leonidas style like a total badass'''.

==E-guys==
'''They exist, and they are plentiful.'''  Unlike e-girls, e-guys (electronic guys) tend to be more autistic. [[CokeVoAYCE]] is a good example of what an "e-guy" is like.