E-girl
An e-girl (electronic girl) is a transvestite. Congratulations, you're done reading. Since this page needs to be longer for some fucking reason, an e-girl is a male pretending to be a woman on the Internet for attention and sometimes cheddar while also doing a bunch of stupid, embarrassing shit. The hilarity that ensues when these attention seeking whores and faggots come into contact with the male equivalent (autism) is what has sparked a bunch of toxic wasteland communities such as xat.
For some reason, zoomers are beginning to refer to all women on the Internet as "e-girls" which not only sounds dumb as hell but also points to a degree of self-acceptance that they will never have a real world (oops... "IRL"...) relationship in their entire sordid lives. In actuality, no greater than half of the women using chat apps like Discord are really "e-girls", and the ones that are will always be incredibly easy to spot out of those who aren't.
How to spot an e-girl
Every single electronic girl will fit this profile with only a few exceptions, however they will always match 7 out of the 10 descriptors that makes a girl of the electronic variety as opposed to being a real one.
- Four letter, single word generic name (nina, lila, lane, Aske)
- If she is using Discord, she will undoubtedly have Nitro because all e-girls are infatuated with consumerist culture.
- Gaymer that plays the most generic and boring video games.
- Piercings all over "her" face like a pin cushion, to hide the masculine bone structure and overall ugliness.
- Posts racist shit online while also listing to rap music and generally acts like a total wigger.
- Uses words like "cuh", "hun", "fye" and other stupid gang language while probably also throwing gang signs. See above.
- Compliments men she likes by calling them "twink", "sub", and "fem" because of a) a porn addiction and/or b) a desire to "dominate" men sexually despite being 4'11" tall.
- Has a penis.
- Smokes weed erryday and smells like a literal skunk from it (hence the "electronic" part).
- Mites are burrowing into her skin and laying eggs all fucking day long!
What to do with e-girls
Since electronic girls do not exist in the real world (they are electronic) you may either unplug them from the mains electricity or, in the case they are thriving off a portable battery, push them into a vat of water King Leonidas style like a total badass.
E-guys
They exist, and they are plentiful. Unlike e-girls, e-guys (electronic guys) tend to be more autistic. CokeVoAYCE is a good example of what an "e-guy" is like.
