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'''Sam Spratt''' is a bird trainer and friend's cousin's uncle of [[Akefa Brewer]]. He is most well known for his perfectly trained '''Finnish Pecking Birds''' which have the remarkable ability to peck the cocks off any poor sod within a ten mile radius. These pecking birds are the reason why [[Ryan Wild]]'s micro penis became an indistinguishable bloody pulp turned pathetic stump of flesh where his tiny cock and balls used to reside. | '''Sam Spratt''' is a bird trainer and friend's cousin's uncle of [[Akefa Brewer]]. He is most well known for his perfectly trained '''Finnish Pecking Birds''' which have the remarkable ability to peck the cocks off any poor sod within a ten mile radius. These pecking birds are the reason why [[Ryan Wild]]'s micro penis became an indistinguishable bloody pulp turned pathetic stump of flesh where his tiny cock and balls used to reside. | ||
Latest revision as of 05:37, 18 February 2024
Sam Spratt is a bird trainer and friend's cousin's uncle of Akefa Brewer. He is most well known for his perfectly trained Finnish Pecking Birds which have the remarkable ability to peck the cocks off any poor sod within a ten mile radius. These pecking birds are the reason why Ryan Wild's micro penis became an indistinguishable bloody pulp turned pathetic stump of flesh where his tiny cock and balls used to reside.
