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29 September 2025

  • 17:2417:24, 29 September 2025 diff hist +453 N Zeit-pluckerCreated page with "A '''Zeit-plucker''' is a contraption manufactured by Evil Industries which consists of a pink PaperMate FlexGrip Ultra mechanical pen connected to a Ticonderoga pencil with a broken rubber band. The rubber band is driven into the pencil's eraser head, with the other end being jammed into the mechanical pen's end point. Zeit-pluckers are used by mathematicians and engineers to calculate the inertia of an object using a circular motion." current

22 September 2025

  • 15:0115:01, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,501 m ClydemasNo edit summary current
  • 14:4614:46, 22 September 2025 diff hist +71 m StraightsNo edit summary current
  • 14:4214:42, 22 September 2025 diff hist +8,343 N XanthianCreated page with "''This is an article about an '''ancient religion''', not to be confused with Xanthines, a class of natural alkaloid compounds; Xanthic acid, an organic acid, or; Xanthate, a salt made from the acid.'' ''This article is about the Xanthian-Straightae religion of the ancient Straightae Australiasians, not to be confused with the historic Greek city of Xanthia, nor its inhabitants, also known as Xanthians. Please read this article on [..." current
  • 13:0213:02, 22 September 2025 diff hist +2,689 m StraightsNo edit summary
  • 12:2212:22, 22 September 2025 diff hist +2,606 StraightsNo edit summary
  • 11:4511:45, 22 September 2025 diff hist +738 StraightsNo edit summary
  • 11:4011:40, 22 September 2025 diff hist +3,067 N StraightsCreated page with "The Straights, or simply Straights, were a pre-modern seafaring civilization that controlled much of the South Pacific ocean between years 576 and 1171 AD. Having existed for roughly 500 years, the Straights' maritime empire capitalized upon the trade of Braaper parchment, which, as the name suggests, was an expensive form of paper used for fine print because of its high level of absorbance, which made smearing ink more difficult. As such, the Straights' used t..."
  • 11:1411:14, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,471 Julian HomobroNo edit summary current
  • 11:0211:02, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,085 N Julian HomobroCreated page with "'''Julian Homobro''' is one of the early disciples of Homobroism and a devout follower of Clyde. On Esoteric Chat, Julian Homobro, among other Braapers, took upon themselves to engage in rigorous Clydeposting for the sole purpose of saving forumgoers from the eternal damnation of the Storm, which eventually arrived to the forum and is said by Homobros to mark the downfall of the forum's ruling ideology, Ezo, for neglecting Nature inst..."
  • 10:5210:52, 22 September 2025 diff hist +3,270 N ClydemasCreated page with "'''Clydemas''' is an annual global holiday with religious origins from Homobroism. In spite of its widespread celebration as a secular holiday, the vast majority of Homobros treat the occasion as a daylong ritual for embracing Clyde Homobro and the wisdoms imparted unto him by Mother Earth to be later recorded in the apocryphal text, the Book of Clyde. Secular Homobros and pagans (those who believe Clyde to be a deity or of some other divine status, such as..."
  • 10:2510:25, 22 September 2025 diff hist +451 BraapNo edit summary current
  • 10:2010:20, 22 September 2025 diff hist +4,093 N BraapCreated page with "A '''braap''' is an onomatoepoeia noun which refers to the rectal passing of gasseous substances that occur during the breakdown of consumed substances, or intake, at the behest of stomach acids. Those acids produce chemical reactions, thereby releasing gas into the ductwork of the stomach and eventually producing a buildup of pressure from within, thus resulting in braapening. It was once known to our more cultured ancestors as a "fart," whose dignified understanding..."
  • 09:4309:43, 22 September 2025 diff hist +8,495 N Serious insultCreated page with "A '''serious insult''' (also known as a bitch, singular) is an insult that turna out to be serious in nature. The critera for seriousness is as follows: 1. The insult was made either towards your birth mother (stepmothers don't count) or the veracity of your underlying endowment (also known as a weenis. 2. The insult implies that you are of the sinister race (a Jew) or of sub-human ancestry (such as the common nigger) or, done through any spoken..." current
  • 08:1208:12, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,402 N NiggerliciousCreated page with "'''Niggerlicious''' (adj. meaning ''bad'') is used to refer to anything which resembles any given qualities attributed to niggers, which is, to say, bad ones. Terry A. Davis coined the word "niggerlicious" as a way to describe a plethora of things, including: the code of the Linux kernel, the NIST (National Institute of Standards), black men who cannot understand what a "random number" means, the Catholic Church, his incessant bird whose neck he was..." current
  • 08:0108:01, 22 September 2025 diff hist +2,181 N Sketchy programmingCreated page with ""'''Sketchy programming'''" may refer to programming "methods" which are dubious by nature of their overcomplexity, obfuscation of code and security, or lack thereof. Sketchygramming, the number one export in all of India, accounts for rougly 75% of system memory being used by a task process named Discord; it is directed towards the idly mining dense stone tunnels for days on-end, just to be rewarded with a singular one-hundredths of a Bitcoin. While code ..." current
  • 07:4107:41, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,763 N AckingCreated page with "'''Acking''', not to be confused with hacking, refers to the practice of using sketchy programming within PHP projects to achieve the desired result, albeit with questionable reliability and future-proofing. esoBB contains a handful of prominent acks, including the spaghetti code that handles whether or not to include conversation titles as part of the slug. Since PHP file uploading can be risky, the "upload" controller employs functions which g..." current
  • 07:2707:27, 22 September 2025 diff hist +904 N SpoilersCreated page with "'''Spoilers''' are a formatting option for posts which contain the encased text within a "Spoiler" button that, if clicked, will display the text. Spoilers are provided by a plugin of the same name specifically developed by admin for Esoteric Chat. Spoilers were first suggested in a suggestions thread, which prompted the webadmin to put together a demonstration of the potential feature. Due to being unreliable, and after realizing that they could n..." current
  • 07:2107:21, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,010 N SignaturesCreated page with "'''Signatures''' are a short text that can either show beneath your post or on your user profile beneath the top-level statistics. They can be formatted in the same manner as posts, except for certain elements, such as images and videos, which are not rendered. This feature is part of the MemberProfiles plugin originally developed by Adolf Hitler shortly before being modified by admin to respond better to dynamic input. In addition to signatures, the plugi..." current
  • 07:1407:14, 22 September 2025 diff hist +918 N SimpleTestCreated page with "'''SimpleTest''' is a collection of PHP libraries. Its lexer, '''SimpleLexer''' is used as the foundation for esoTalk's actual lexer, and the experessions used therein. The library is still used by esoBB to this day, with SimpleLexer remaining the oldest and most robust PHP library still in use by the software. SimpleLexer is known to have problems discerning between equivalent but unequal strings, as well as sometimes incorrectly interpreting complex expr..." current
  • 07:0607:06, 22 September 2025 diff hist +3,748 N MD5Created page with "'''MD5''' (short for '''Message Digest algorithm 5''') is a cryptographic hashing method used by esoTalk and esoBB for storing non-sensitive information. In the past, esoTalk used MD5 to store account passwords, among other things. However, increased computing power proceeded to compromise the security of MD5 as a method of storing sensitive information, which prompted esoBB to replace PHP's md5() function with bcrypt within the login controller, am..." current
  • 06:1806:18, 22 September 2025 diff hist +171 BruteforcingNo edit summary current
  • 06:1606:16, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,652 N BruteforcingCreated page with "The practice of '''bruteforcing''' was most notably used by Adolf Hitler to obtain access to derelict accounts on Esoteric Chat, such as that of user shrimp, and was also employed for the purpose of spamming false-flag password reset requests. However, it has never been shown possible to crack a forum accout's password with bruteforcing alone, seeing as the bcrypt password function is regarded as cryptographically secure, with the ability to seamless..."
  • 06:0006:00, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,422 N Cookie IPCreated page with "A '''cookie IP''' is a 32 character, non-alphanumeric hash which represents the corresponding account's last known IP address. As indicated by the name, it was created for the sake of preventing stealing cookies by comparing the request with the original IP of the network to which the cookie was issued. esoTalk originally stored the cookie IP in decimal form, but this was changed in esoBB for improved privacy and compatibility reasons, namely the increa..." current
  • 05:4605:46, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,506 N DatabaseCreated page with "The '''database''', more aptly known as the '''forum database''', is a MySQL-based relational database used by the esoBB software to manage accounts, conversations, posts and shouts, among other important functions, such as fingerprinting login/join requests. The current database used by Esoteric Chat was originally created for the forum while it was still named "geteso.org." However, the forum's original database contained separate accounts and..." current
  • 05:3205:32, 22 September 2025 diff hist +2,025 N EzotericCreated page with "'''Ezoteric''' and the '''Ezo-''' prefix (e.g. "ezodemocracy") pertain to an esoteric religion founded by Walter, the self-proclaimed "ideological crusader" of Esoteric Chat. "The Ezo ideology," as he describes it, can arguably be described as more of a cult, because Ezo itself does not explain the nature of religion. As such, some Homobros and even followers of Gop follow various mantic practices made popular by Walter and his influence over th..." current
  • 05:1605:16, 22 September 2025 diff hist +1,101 N DolbesonCreated page with "'''Dolbeson''' is, seemimgly, a kind of quality which can be applied to days on an individual basis. Days are typically separated between days which have Dolbeson and those which do not. Georgehannsen first made reference to Dolbeson among the earliest of his schizophrenic writings. Later on, Akefu Brewer made repeated reference to Dolbeson in his posts. The original phrase, "There will be no Dolbeson today," is used by Ezoteric adherents in reference to..." current

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