Xat
Xat (stylized xat) is a web chat site with one of the most autistic and consistently retarded communities on the Internet, falling right behind Total Logdom in both categories. It is also a money making scheme that gets 13 year olds to steal their mummy's credit card and buy powers. One admirable quality about this chat site is that it has succeeded in remaining up and running since 2006, which in and of itself is not all that impressive, but that its chat rooms have always been filled with gullible idiots.
Xat was founded in 1998 as a red room image optimizer for kiddie pictures, allowing e-peds to use newly refined cyberdildonics to electronically rape images of children over the Internet. In fact, the Xat website is probably where the term "cybersex" was coined. By 2001, advents such as Broadband with greater bandwidth led to xatShow, an online concurrent live stream of 5 year old girls being drawn and quartered. It has since evolved into an off-shore grand exchange of powers, nicknames and many other 'upgrades' that are used in order to launder money for Russian oligarchs.
Notable Xatlets
Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets.
Gang Incel
CokeVoAYCE (dumb name)
CakeVoAYCE (what the fuck is a voayce? voyace? voyance?) is a pre-op female-to-male who chases after women on Xat and Discord with his doohickey pineapple haircut, looking like the absolute jackass idiot moron that he is. Reading his posts, one might think that he is larping or feel inclined to believe in some imperative for this guy to be self-aware of how stupid he sounds, but neither of these are true and he's just an Internet lolcow. He's also short.
Agle Bagle
Read above and you will find an accurate description of Argle Bargle. He is just like Coke in every way and probably isn't even worth mentioning on this page if not for his obsession with Discord e-girls.
The Mental Ward
Lauren
Lauren is a schizophrenic Jew (this is redundant) who likes to quote scripture and make videos of herself dancing around naked in front of shopping malls pleading to get arrested. (She wants to get railed by a big black coppa.) She has a rich Jewish father, which explains how she's able to get away with acting like a schizophrenic retard in public without being raped or strapped to a chain gang, but the fact that she's a woman also helps. Lauren also raped her dog and enjoys talking about it online, especially the part where the dog didn't want to dip its tongue into the unwashed, fleshy outer lips of her vagina.
Jamie
Jamie is a sleeper agent sent to Earth by God in order to keep an eye on us all. The day after shadow-president Donald Trump gets reinstated into office by Q and his agents, Jamie's "God PC" will be activated. With this, he will obtain a plethora of superpowers and turn into an omnipotent being giving him the ability to butt-fuck every single ~~girl~~ guy on the Schizoid Arena server. Aliens have built monuments of Jamie all across the Solar System and Jamie has in fact had sex, but it was with an alien, of course. If you doubt any part of this, you'll be the first to receive a lobotomy on the Day of Judgment and Jamie will shove his unwashed inner city fingers up your eye sockets.
Kelly Abernathy Graham
Just search for his name.
Wheelchair Mike
Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun.
