Total Logdom
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This article really goes Wild.
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Total Logdom (Total Freedom) is was a shitty yee yee ass server (t. Akefu) that is known for succumbing to the will of others, crashing on the regular, and having an unhealthy ownership. It is commanded by Ryan Wild, a large rapscallion whose goal in life is to eat himself to death while commanding little children through a video game (see: the British). Despite its poor reputation, this server has a rich history that has been distorted by its players' nostalgia.
Brought online sometime around November 2010 as a server with another name, the original community has all but forgotten about it, as they should. The server has gone through four owners in under seven years, with one of their owners having made a desperate attempt to delete the entire thing because of its toxic community, only for subversive Jewry to see it back online. Total Freedom's latest owner, Akefu Brewer, has taken ownership by raiding the fuck out of the server and plans to remove it once and for all.
History
Total Freedom was created in 2010 by Brian Krebs serving the purpose of a Minecraft honeypot to collect the IPs and personal information of youngsters stupid enough to join it. In reality, the server's player base was not so young when the server was founded and it has since devolved into a playground in which the teacher, Ryan Wild, keeps showing off his fat pad buried micropenis to the kiddies. There is nothing much to say about the mechanics of the actual server because of how incredibly boring and generic it is, just like any other Minecraft server.
Freedom, or lack thereof
Admins on Total Freedom will use mental gymnastics in order to explain why their server lives up to the name of "total freedom" despite having no freedom whatsoever, employing a list of rules that spans multiple pages. They refer to it as a "Conduct Policy", because every 9 year old minds their own conduct, right? Here is a list of things that will get you banned on Total Fraydom.
How-To Troll the Server
- Pointing out or even alluding to the fact that their server's player base is rapidly dwindling.
- Making fun of the gender expansive self-identified LGBTQIA2S+ 13 year olds that want to chop their cocks off.
- Criticizing the server's Conduct Policy or suggesting that it should be less than 4 pages in length. In the words of a former admin, I would rather the server be dead than to not have middle schoolers follow our sacred rule set!
- Offending the admins by making them feel that they are wasting their precious time by spending all of it on Minecraft and Discord all day every day.
- Saying that you are Akefu Brewer.
- Making a fat joke; this will obviously ruffle the feathers of the entire player base, including the owner.
- Go a step further and make a joke about the owner by calling him fat and he will become depressed. The last time this happened, Ryan Wild pondered deleting the server because of a 13 year old who made fun of him but, alas, "decided" to keep his only source of companionship afloat.
- Using racial/ethnic/sexual slurs, but this is kind of a low hanging fruit and akin to kicking over a guy in a wheelchair.
- Build a swastika next to the spawn point on the server. This is the classic 'no-can-do' of Total Subordination. See how long yours will last before there is a sperg-out!
Trolling High Score
On October of 2020, server owner CreeperSeth pulled a high score and raided the fuck out of everything on the server by deleting all of it. After this happened, several cooped up autistic retards went Wild after they could not spend their time on Minecraft all day and hilarity ensued. This is considered by most to be the start of the never-ending raids because CreeperSeth is just another alt account of Akefu Brewer and the Total Retards were dumb enough to let Akefu climb the ladder to becoming owner of their server. In other words, Akefu Brewer is just finishing what he started.
