Andy Sixx

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Andy Sixx's steamy, creamy and dreamy log of shit is the most sought after fecal prize possession by millions of teenage emo fangirls around the globe. Andy Sixx is most known for being the lead singer of the Black Veil Brides and Commander in Chief of the formidable BVB Army, the second largest military in the world with China being number one (中国最好! ! !). Andy has conducted numerous strategic operations against Eustace, a bitch faced whining loser on 4chan's /b/, in order to surgically neuter him (this turned out to be redundant) and then clog his fucking throte with an unlimited supply of brown shitlogs.

Logposting goes all the way back to 2003 when moot created the website and it first began to see some popularity. Back when moot still posted on his own site, he would use the catchphrase "It's slidding, baby!" to refer both to the site's user base that was slidding upwards towards popularity and the community that was slidding downwards into a cess pool of porn, stealing content from other websites and constant reposts. Since everything else on /b/ is stupid garbage, logposting was pretty much the only source of entertainment left before the sudden death of Pawn Stars celebrity-turned-angle Corey Harrison.

Health benefits

Scientific tests have shown that just the thought of Andy Sixx's log bring about drastic improvement in the neuroLOGical repair of patients suffering from devastating diseases. Loginol is the chemical compound excreted from Andy's shit logs that is responsible for their amazing health properties. The modern scientific consensus is that loginol is a sophisticated complex of amino-acids and hydrocarbons exclusive to Andy Sixx's asshole with the remarkable property of binding to the D2-like dopamine receptors in the brain. In doing so, it brings the Clogged One to an amplified state of pure ecstasy and euphoria with a much stronger effect than that of any narcotic or psychotropic drug.

Loginol deficiency

Loginol deficiency is one of the primary neurological deficits which affects people all around the world, and it is caused by a lack of having sucked down Andy Sixx's shit logs. Studies have consistently proven that Andy's logs, which excrete loginol, help build a healthy brain and combat certain mental disorders like being a logless shill.

Criticism

Some people in the scientific field believe that loginol trials and the consensus about its health benefits are premature, such as Professor James L. Scatslurper.

We must be careful with what we don’t fully understand. We thought the same properties of Dani Filth’s Piss to have just as much effect on people as General Sixx’s shit, but after people drank too much of it, they began having problems with their urinary tract systems. Let’s not jump to conclusions about Loginol just yet.

And you thought you were fucked up.

Retarded human shit baby

Many fan girls of Andy Sixx want to start a life with his shit logs and will go so far as to use his log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with, having the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby. When a fan girl gives birth to a retarded human shit baby, her biological imperative is to suck on its rock hard shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing shit baby cock until the shit baby can't take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all inside their mouths. After this, many will proceed to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use it as lubricant to finger their assholes with. Loginol isotopes can be measured in the retarded human shit baby so as to determine whether they are healthy. Retarded human shit babies that are born with a lack of loginol due to their mothers having failed to consume enough of Andy Sixx's shit will contract logtism and die.