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====Wheelchair Mike====
====Wheelchair Mike====
Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun.
Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun.
====S1n====
S1n is a known pedophile on Xat who has been around since 2010. His original gimmick was larping as a skinhead plumber who went by Joe Storm. He can be seen on Flirt nowadays making numerous spelling errors and sexually harassing the females. S1n comes online drunk and high talking about underage nudes (a lot), and claims almost every girl on flirt has "slapped their clam" for him before. No one knows his real age. He says he is 34 but many girls who were close with him claim his real age is 50. His favorite word to use is the n-word despite having an e-relationship with Amanda, a black girl from Xat. (He loves to quote the 14 words) S1n will buy most girls powers and then will cry when they give those powers to Gucci.
====Gucci====
Gucci is an inbred Mexican who likes to larp on Flirt as the owner. He is delusional and believes that he is a celebrity IRL. One of his most notable quotes is "WELCOME TO MY XAT". Gucci's capslock is always broken due to him being too poor to afford a good keyboard. He resides in Mexico City but pretends to live in California as a legal US citizen (lol). He is most known for harassing females on Flirt just like his boyfriend S1n. He posts their nudes and will go on alts and impersonate them. Gucci's only friend on Flirt is Zolly/Zolrac and random girls from Spanish chats that he groomed. In fact, Gucci used to have Gold and other powers on Xat but got torched due to harassing and stalking an underage girl to the point her mother had to ban her from using the internet. (woawhh!) He now goes by 'cyber gucci' and will use severely edited selfies of himself that make him look like an asian girl.
====Philip====
Phylis is a Pollock mutt loser who is too retarded to register an actual account on Xat. He used to frequent the chat 'Old' and got doxxed by a hacker named SamOwnz. A few years later he decided to come to Flirt and tried to troll users by calling them the n-word as well as trying to fit in with the Sander Illusion. He would sometimes fake as a girl named Samantha and claim to be "Philip's girlfriend". Whenever he would ask to mic up he would pussy out and cry. Fliplid has admitted to having aspergers as well as finding underage girls attractive. He left Xat for a year after Zolly and Dipface trolled his Facebook and College page. He has had numerous youtube channels that have since been deleted, one being from his college years where he would post videos about people IRL and from Xat accusing him of being homosexual. Sadly, Phildo is actually bisexual which is worse than being a faggot. Philip's sister, Kaja, is in an IRL romantic relationship with Gucci and there is a picture of her kissing him (haters will say it's photoshopped) and Faglip is in denial of this.

Revision as of 18:25, 19 April 2023

The Surgeon General recommends that you take a couple Advil before opening up one of these chat rooms.

Xat (stylized xat) is a web chat site with one of the most autistic and consistently retarded communities on the Internet, falling right behind Total Logdom in both categories. It is also a money making scheme that gets 13 year olds to steal their mummy's credit card and buy powers. One admirable quality about this chat site is that it has succeeded in remaining up and running since 2006, which in and of itself is not all that impressive, but that its chat rooms have always been filled with gullible idiots.

Xat was founded in 1998 as a red room image optimizer for kiddie pictures, allowing e-peds to use newly refined cyberdildonics to electronically rape images of children over the Internet. In fact, the Xat website is probably where the term "cybersex" was coined. By 2001, advents such as Broadband with greater bandwidth led to xatShow, an online concurrent live stream of 5 year old girls being drawn and quartered. It has since evolved into an off-shore grand exchange of powers, nicknames and many other 'upgrades' that are used in order to launder money for Russian oligarchs.

Despite of some user overlap between xat.com and Schizoid Arena, and the server having 'xat' vanity, it's important to draw a distinction between them as they are two completely different platforms.

Notable Xatlets

Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets.

note: users that have been in the Schizoid Arena community server will be included only on the server's wiki page

The Mental Ward

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Wheelchair Mike

Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun.

S1n

S1n is a known pedophile on Xat who has been around since 2010. His original gimmick was larping as a skinhead plumber who went by Joe Storm. He can be seen on Flirt nowadays making numerous spelling errors and sexually harassing the females. S1n comes online drunk and high talking about underage nudes (a lot), and claims almost every girl on flirt has "slapped their clam" for him before. No one knows his real age. He says he is 34 but many girls who were close with him claim his real age is 50. His favorite word to use is the n-word despite having an e-relationship with Amanda, a black girl from Xat. (He loves to quote the 14 words) S1n will buy most girls powers and then will cry when they give those powers to Gucci.

Gucci

Gucci is an inbred Mexican who likes to larp on Flirt as the owner. He is delusional and believes that he is a celebrity IRL. One of his most notable quotes is "WELCOME TO MY XAT". Gucci's capslock is always broken due to him being too poor to afford a good keyboard. He resides in Mexico City but pretends to live in California as a legal US citizen (lol). He is most known for harassing females on Flirt just like his boyfriend S1n. He posts their nudes and will go on alts and impersonate them. Gucci's only friend on Flirt is Zolly/Zolrac and random girls from Spanish chats that he groomed. In fact, Gucci used to have Gold and other powers on Xat but got torched due to harassing and stalking an underage girl to the point her mother had to ban her from using the internet. (woawhh!) He now goes by 'cyber gucci' and will use severely edited selfies of himself that make him look like an asian girl.

Philip

Phylis is a Pollock mutt loser who is too retarded to register an actual account on Xat. He used to frequent the chat 'Old' and got doxxed by a hacker named SamOwnz. A few years later he decided to come to Flirt and tried to troll users by calling them the n-word as well as trying to fit in with the Sander Illusion. He would sometimes fake as a girl named Samantha and claim to be "Philip's girlfriend". Whenever he would ask to mic up he would pussy out and cry. Fliplid has admitted to having aspergers as well as finding underage girls attractive. He left Xat for a year after Zolly and Dipface trolled his Facebook and College page. He has had numerous youtube channels that have since been deleted, one being from his college years where he would post videos about people IRL and from Xat accusing him of being homosexual. Sadly, Phildo is actually bisexual which is worse than being a faggot. Philip's sister, Kaja, is in an IRL romantic relationship with Gucci and there is a picture of her kissing him (haters will say it's photoshopped) and Faglip is in denial of this.