Ryan Wild
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This article really goes Wild.
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Ryan Wild is a fat fucking Englishman who like to go wild on every fast food order he can get his chubby little hands on. He is the owner of Total Logdom, a poorly made Minecraft server, and Atlas Media Group. Ryan is 5'5" (165 cm) and weighs over 600 pounds. His penis is 2.2 inches long. (Do you get the joke? He's fat and sexually inept. Laugh at him!) Despite his medical complications, Ryan has the gall to be a complete douchebag and go wild on people he gets into disagreements with on his block game server.
One of Ryan Wild's greatest accomplishments is that he's become the sworn enemy of Akefu. They hate each other and so Akefu has pledged to raid the fuck out of his yee yee ass network with every chance he gets. As such, Total Logdom has been brought to its knees and now consists of a small clique of 'self'-identified faggots 13 year olds on the receiving end of Ryan's teen grooming sessions.
Superior Networks
Ryan's first business endeavor is known to the Total Logdom community as Superior Networks, an operation that is still going strong today. Superior Networks is a prostitution ring that primarily deals with underage children however fronts as a virtual private server (VPS) service.
Atlas Media Group
Atlas Media Group is an unsuccessful photography, publicity company for gamers or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be that has also come into ownership of a Minecraft server. Regardless, other people don't seem to know what it is either because they are operating at an ~$3,000 financial loss (Ryan refers to this as an "operational loss"). Ryan has used this opportunity to corporatize Total Logdom, leading to its downfall, if that is even possible for a place already in such decline.
Mental Health Crises
Ryan has had severak meltdowns over the course of his time on Total Logdom. At one point in time he planned to completely shut Total Logdom down, as he should've (see here). Unfortunately as a result of community backlash, Ryan opted to keep the server running (see here). Most recently, Ryan has decided to "take a longer term break" (see here) because he's a pussy ass little bitch that can't handle people making fun of him and being mean to him (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA).
Overall Ryan's mental health is shaky at best and he's probably ready to snap and one day commit some kind of mass shooting or cut his genitals off or something. Even the slightest criticism or joke about him completely sets him off and erodes away at his mental health to the point where he wants to delete Total Logdom (if we could only be so lucky) or simply take a long break from it.
Ryan Wild secretly sympathizes with Akefu and sees a lot of himself in the lad. He can understand what it feels like to be made fun of and have people being rude and mean. In fact, Ryan was so peeved at some 13 year old kids from Total Logdom trolling that he actually went tits up and started raiding his own server/forum/discord. It's a very sad sight to see, the state Ryan is in, but unfortunately nothing much can be done about it. Perhaps we'll hit a lucky patch and Ryan will go totally wild and delete or simply completely destroy Total Logdom once and for all. That is, if Akefu doesn't beat him to it.
