Moskowitz
Moskowitz (also known as: Moskwitsche, 不说我不敢给) (born May 11 1986) is a slant-eyed East Asian that, if given a broom, would try and fuck it. He is known for posting long-winded soliloquy-esque rants about women on the Schizoid Arena Discord server. Most notably, he is infatuated with the e-girl Snakies (male) and has messaged her for months on end despite being outright ignored by everybody on the server. He speaks in Engrish (broken English) that, if conjugated to form a proper sentence, doesn't make any fucking sense either way. It is evident that he's a retarded faggot who needs to get a life.
History
Moskowitz joined Schizoid Arena sometime around late October. Since then, he has served one purpose: that is, to be a lolcow and make an ass of himself in his futile attempts to initiate discourse with "women". He is from Southeast Asia, probably in Indonesia and Malaya. Some expansion on this front would be helpful from somebody that gives a shit about this user (if such a person exists).
After joining the server, it became immediately obvious to anyone with a brain that he is a low-functioning autist who struggles with understanding the past and present tenses ("hurted"). He is slightly more tolerable than dsaa except for the fact that he will not give money to purported women because there is no money to speak of. On the other hand, he lives in his parent's basement and flicks his bean to hentai scat porn. He has been catfished on numerous occasions, with his driver's license and picture of himself being leaked to the general chat.
His driver's license number is 140581198605110011.
Relationships
From late October onward, Moskowitz deluded himself into believing that Cee engaged in a voice call with him and conveyed to him that she was his girlfriend. Shortly thereafter, other members of the server reinforced his delusions to the point where he was stalking her any time she joined the voice chat. They are currently engaged and the marriage is set to take place at his place of residence exactly one year from now.
By November 5, he began messaging Snakies almost every day and has continued to do so going into the present, despite "her" casually insulting him and clearly expressing that there is no interest to be had in his chink ass.
Gallery
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Moskowitz in a video call with one of the girls that leaked his information.
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A picture of him holding his driver's license for the camera like the retard he is.
Messages
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Moskowitz telling Cee off for being a fat Latina bitch.
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His new girlfriend BTFO'ing him before even getting to see his pecker.
