Xat couples

A Xat couple is an online relationship fostered between two mentally-ill, deranged users on the Discord server Schizoid Arena. This unholy pairing of two inevitable future mental ward patients is an inherently toxic relationship between peoples that will never come to fruition in the form of an actual partnership. In some rare cases, two Xat users have developed syndromatic affection for one another after engaging in electronic buttsecks and have actually developed the gall (and lack of couth) to meet up with one another. Alas, though seen as greatly beneficial for the gene pool, these "meet-ups" do not go according to plan and they usually fuck off from one another, thus never having occasion to meet each other (or go outside) ever again in their sordid lives.

There are numerous biological deterrents to Xat-based relationships which are recognized as part of the human living process. First, the majority of Xat users are hopelessly addicted to playing with themselves which means that they will never have occasion to romantically ejaculate on another woman's face in the event that she A) is not a prostitute or B) exists outside of the computer screen and does not bear the name "Cinnamon," "Chrystal" or Candi. In effect, this means that ~95% of Xat users will never acquit their virginity let alone procreate in their entire lives, a stunning win for the gene pool and the process of natural selection as a whole. Second, members of Schizoid Arena are by and large mentally sick-in-the-head future lobotomy patients who would stick out like a sore thumb if ever seen outside of the parent's basements. They are one hell of a group of fucking ugly ass niggers that are a testament to the theory of dysgenics.

Notable examples

There are numerous examples of Xat relationships. Most of them exist in the cyberspace, with sexual favors being transmitted by way of cyberdildonics using cutting-edge DataLink Systems, however there do exist a few examples of two Schizoids coming together to form what can only be described as a visual representation for the need of new diagnostic criteria in the DSM-6.

Poke and Des

One of the most infamous and visually grotesque relationships that was fostered (as an unholy union of two dysfunctional and sexually impotent "humans") is that of Poke and Des. Sometime around April 2023, Des was kicked out of her parent's basement (and rightfully so) for failing to have paid her dowry of a blowjob to her father for two whole weeks in a row. In serious debt, she turned to a homosexual raisin-dick to provide her with room and board, in exchange for an unlimited supply of sexual favors, meaning that both of them got screwed over-- or in Poke's case, fucked in the ass. Get it?

As of October 2023, it has been shown that Des is in the process of brewing the female equivalent of dick cheese (unwashed vagina mucus) as an "all-natural" equivalent to flouride that will hopefully keep another one of Poke's disgusting, yellow teeth from escaping out of his skull.

Haxxing and Coral

Haxxing is a 47-some-odd year old convicted child predator and sex offender that wiggled out of his straitjacket to groom Coral, a Discord e-whore who was 17 years old at the time of her kidnapping. Haxxing used his micropenis not as an axe, but as a surgeon's scalpel to effectively detach her clitoris and violate every single hole in her body which prompted her to call the police and return back to the shithole from whence thee camest.

Despite this, Haxxing followed her back to Bogland and raped her some more. After developing Stockholm syndrome, she was stupid enough to follow him back into his trailer park located in Bumfuck Nowhere before he raped her to death. It has been proven that Haxxing cut up Coral into tiny little pieces with a chainsaw and scattered her mortal remains across his shithole of a town, then later dumping her body into the Bayou after using it as a sex doll for weeks on end.