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Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets. | Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets. | ||
note: users that have been in the [[Schizoid Arena]] community server will be included on its page | |||
===The Mental Ward=== | ===The Mental Ward=== | ||
[[File:Wheelchair_Mike.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Roll with the changes!]] | [[File:Wheelchair_Mike.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Roll with the changes!]] | ||
====Wheelchair Mike==== | ====Wheelchair Mike==== | ||
Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun. | Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun. | ||
Revision as of 20:48, 18 April 2023
Xat (stylized xat) is a web chat site with one of the most autistic and consistently retarded communities on the Internet, falling right behind Total Logdom in both categories. It is also a money making scheme that gets 13 year olds to steal their mummy's credit card and buy powers. One admirable quality about this chat site is that it has succeeded in remaining up and running since 2006, which in and of itself is not all that impressive, but that its chat rooms have always been filled with gullible idiots.
Xat was founded in 1998 as a red room image optimizer for kiddie pictures, allowing e-peds to use newly refined cyberdildonics to electronically rape images of children over the Internet. In fact, the Xat website is probably where the term "cybersex" was coined. By 2001, advents such as Broadband with greater bandwidth led to xatShow, an online concurrent live stream of 5 year old girls being drawn and quartered. It has since evolved into an off-shore grand exchange of powers, nicknames and many other 'upgrades' that are used in order to launder money for Russian oligarchs.
Notable Xatlets
Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets.
note: users that have been in the Schizoid Arena community server will be included on its page
The Mental Ward
Wheelchair Mike
Mike also known as crippled, crazy legs, or wheelchair Mike is a Flirt lolcow who has been on Xat since 2007. (So he wasted his entire adult years on a chatsite). Mike is now 34 years old and can be seen typing edgy nonsense such as telling other users to hang themselves as well as to go play in traffic. Because of his disability (hydrocephalus) his legs do not work and they will never work again which makes him a miserable cunt with no job, love life, or anything to live for really at all. Mike lives with his coalburner sister and his 3 mulatto nephews. He talks about how he hates his parents and that they think he is a burden (Lol!) Like all of the other retards on Xat he is into WWE and Nascar. On his twitter you can see him trying to get WWE Divas's attention and failing miserably. He will Private Chat any girl on Flirt (or anyone who identifies as a girl) and tries to initiate cyber sex which ends in him telling the user about his fetish for "deep innies". These "girls" he PCs will sometimes say they are 3 years old and he will still try to roleplay with them anyway. Around 2010 Mike got doxxed by notorious pedophile, S1n, because he decided to laugh at a video of a puppy getting shot with a BB gun.
