Poke

GUYS IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S NOT GAY ANYMORE!!!!11

"It's child porn... that's why I put it online and sold it to people!"
Autism at work.

Poke with his "girlfriend" (paid transaction) before finding out about the malleable Des.

I've got the obligatory homeless perm and the inevitable asshole burns.

Ladies and gentlemen... the Dan Schneider of hands! Do you really want Coxsackie virus on your fingernails?

Poke (also known as: poke929, Frampton, el autismo) is an autistic faggot known for sending explicit and disgusting photos/videos of himself getting fucked in the ass on Schizoid Arena. He is characterized by having a giant hole in his mouth where a tooth (the upper lateral incisor to be exact) should belong. In addition, this specimen is known for having terrible hygiene with greasy disgusting hair that falls down upon his white cracker ass face. In 2021, a global census was taken as to whether Poke should be euthanized for the betterment of the gene pool, and to prevent the rapid spread of sexually transmitted diseases, which resulted in a resounding "Yes" (99.15% of the population) thus kickstarting a worldwide campaign to remove from him the micro-sized excuse for a penis that he has. Last year, two professional urologists administered the removal of Poke's genitals using tweezers and a microscope.

Sometime around April 2023, Des, another attention-hungry sexually explicit e-whore without a father figure, moved in with Poke. In other words, the smell of this apartment can only be imagined for its putridness and the absolute filth grobbling disgust that takes place there. After these faggots die or move out, the apartment should be set ablaze in a contained environment so as to prevent another virus epidemic from spreading outward and about.

History

Poke joined Schizoid Arena sometime around December 2022 and immediately became a lolcow, known for sperging out in the usual autistic manner that he does. In addition, his missing tooth was laughed at by everyone that he had the courage to show his face in front of. In reality, Poke is deluded into believing that he looks mildly attractive or at least socially acceptable to go out in public, rather than the truth of the situation which is that he is a bottom feeding mongrel who belongs in a cage to be laughed at. He lied about having a girlfriend (claiming that his girlfriend was non-binary while also being born as a woman) that was actually another man with a penis.

One might come to think that Poke is mocked because of his autistic tendencies, as is the case with Akefu Brewer, but that is not entirely true. His outright faggotry and degenerate behavior are the primary motives for those making fun of him, and the disgusting pictures of his dick and asshole are the reason why he always goes mentioned in the server's general chat.

Health problems

After Poke joined Schizoid Arena he made it clear that poor hygiene was the reason for his disgusting teeth. Furthermore, he admitted to having scabies, a condition in which mites are burrowing under your skin all fucking day long! Akefu mites are raiding the fuck out of pores in his skin as punishment for not meeting the demands.

Poke has lied about a whole range of things, but the most laughable one would be the story of how he lost his tooth. Claiming to have been born without the tooth, it actually fell out from a lack of dental hygiene after having gone without brushing his teeth for years on end. His disgusting, soda and coffee stained yellow teeth are visible in every picture that reveals his "face".

Autism

Poke is a self-admitted autist who will go into fits of rage akin to a 12 year old whenever something doesn't go his way. For example, he has screamed into the microphone (a behavior which he believes to be totally normal of a grown man) after having his drawing removed (griefed) on Jamspace, a server-based game created for Discord. On the metaphysical side, he has raged over the photos being sent in the Schizoid Arena text channel because it makes him look like a total idiot. He has the mentality (and intelligence) of your average middle schooler, and that is a generous description knowing that most middle schoolers know how to make fun of faggots instead of acting like one.

Relationship

During the past month (June 2023) it has become evident that Poke has begun a relationship with Des, another lolcow that acts like a complete degenerate in the voice chat. Since they are both sad and desperate, it's not surprising that the two have found each other and are now building a toxic relationship in which one performs sexual favors for the other in exchange for good boy points. It's only a matter of time before one of them turns into a total cuck, getting off at the other having sex with random men (no woman in their right mind would touch either of these floormats). Des sometimes appears behind Poke when he is on video, but not very often. Poke claims that he doesn't want for Des to "feel bad" by seeing the autistic cess pool brought upon by his "conversing" with other users.

The only logical reason for a woman of any sort, no matter how mentally fucked up in the head, to be moving in with Poke would be the total lack of any father figure and having to be drunk all the time so as to ignore Poke's disgusting corn teeth. Despite all this, there are moments in the two conversing with one another that Poke's "girlfriend" seems regretful of their "relationship" or nervous so as to outright support his autistic behavior. Suffice it to say that these encounters are hilarious to watch.

He appears to be trying to become straight in order to impress his girlfriend (he has said that he's "not gay anymore") despite there being pictures of dicks in his filthy bumhole and a sex machine which itself sounds like a squirrel getting fucked in the ass whenever it's up and running. Both of them probably have HIV/AIDS or some other sexually transmitted disease because Des failed to properly administer the HIV test by being too stupid to understand that a "time window" constitutes a waiting period between getting drilled and then taking the test. Poke wears a chastity cage with its lock administered by his "girlfriend" (home intruder turned rapist) Des.

Past relationships

Poke has self-admittedly gone through 3 "girlfriends" over a span of 6 months. What this means is that he likes to pick up women from the street (hitchhikers) and give them room and board in exchange for performing sexual favors. He predates upon women with no financial or emotional stability so as to force them into his humble abode. He is also a literal cuck that will watch lesbians or even straight women having sex with other men while flipping his bean to it. It is a known fact that Poke is sexually inhibited, unable to get his pecker up before "normal" behavior and instead can only masturbate in front of various depraved things.

His previous girlfriend LaQuisha was a half-negro mutt that was kicked out of her parents' house and then courted by Poke into living with him. After her asshole was reduced to a bloody pulp of scarred tissue and hemorrhoids, she finally escaped from the apartment MacGyver style by creating a ladder out of shit stained sex toys in order to reach the window. Poke's apartment has been designed in order to prevent his girlfriends from escaping when he's out running errands (he doesn't have a job lulz) using makeshift dog crates and chicken wire that restrains his victims. According to Poke himself, he has taken inspiration from the Toy Box Killer by listening to audio tapes and studying pictures of the Sex Dungeon.

Gallery

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  Poke getting buttfucked by a sex machine. Player Piano, anyone? Note the gaming machine, pink gaming chair, bottle of lube and disgusting dungaree-vest that probably smells like shit.

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  Ryan Wild having sex with Poke. They were made for each other.

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  Probably the same fat guy doing it from behind. Note the scraggly, greasy hair. This could just might as well be a homeless person and nobody would know any better.