Haxxing

Haxxing (also known as TheHaxxing, real name: Locutus Michael Bastard) is a convicted child predator that is on the sex offender registry for sexually assaulting a 5 year old child. His age lies somewhere between 47 and 72, although he looks old and fat enough so as to prevent anybody from giving a singular shit about how old he is. Regardless of his age, he uses the Schizoid Arena server to find e-girls which he predates upon. He is an incel who met up IRL with one of the users and got royally BTFO'd by his murder victim, Coral.

Early life

Haxxing was born sometime around April 1947 (but nobody cares) as the only son of Reneé and Michael Bastard. He grow up in a very lonely household until magician Al Gore granted him with the newfangled Internet. Haxxing used and abused this invention to talk with transvestites online before having been eternally banned from every platform that existed at the time. ICANN (the DNSSEC management NPO) decided to blacklist Haxxing's IP address for having used the Internet to anonymously message underage teenagers and harass them.

The most notable physical quality about Haxxing, besides the fact that he is a fatso, is the obnoxious, tin can sounding voice that he bears with him. This means that he cannot speak without making a fool of himself, and this has forever condemned him to the annals of being a lolcow.

Schizoid Arena

Nobody knows (or cares) how Haxxing found about the Discord server Schizoid Arena. It has been posited that he found his way into the server by following the scent of another gay man's asshole. Despite this, it's more likely that he found the server from another gay loser on a separate community. Many so-called "Xat" users on the server originate from other communities, the most prominent of which being Lookism, but nobody really cares about those people anyways.

Using Schizoid Arena as a tool for the fine-combed grooming of teenagers, Haxxing proceeded to place his eye upon several e-girls which he proceeded to stalk, harass and even went so far as to murder one of them.

Relationships

Applying the term "relationships" to the social exchanges between Haxxing and online teenagers is somewhat misleading. In truth, all of these exchanges were incredibly one-sided with the exception of Coral. Haxxing makes Simon look like a superior romancer which is difficult to achieve in and of itself.

Zolly

Haxxing has deluded himself into believing that he is (or was) in a relationship with Zolly. In actuality, he has sent ~500 dollars to Zolly in order to receive the most pathetic of attention which gives credit to the social activities of dsaa. Zolly and Haxxing proceeded to have enticing electronic sex which lasted for hours on end. Resulting from this, Zolly gave electronic birth to a retarded human shit baby which acted as a never-ending supply of logs for the two of them. Following the substantial change in Haxxing's diet, which now contained a greater amount of loginol, he has grown to become nearly as fat as Ryan Wild.

Coral

After having lost the attention of Zolly, Haxxing began to focus his attention on Coral, a mentally ill whore who behaved very similar to the way that Haxxing does. In this, both of them are always begging for attention (however Coral, being a woman, at least has some excuse for this behavior). They eventually met up in London and then Coral made the life-ending mistake of flying over to Haxxing's place of residence after which she was brutally murdered. It is factually proven that Haxxing murdered Coral, cutting her up into little pieces and scattering her body across his town. As such, he is wanted for first-degree murder in his state (Florida) and the police are actively searching for his whereabouts.

"Famous" quotes

Haxxing is well-known for typing out lengthy, cringeworthy and literarily unpleasing essays about the Discord women that he wants to have sex with. (He should contribute to this wiki!) Here are some of the notable things that he has said (or spammed) on the server.