Haxxing

Haxxing on Schizoid Arena

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Hey folks, it's me, Michael Sierakowski, aka @haxxingcrypto. I'm a crypto trader, cancer survivor, and I'm always surrounded in promiscuous women.

Michael David Sierakowski Jr. (born March 27 1988), better known as Haxxing, is a self-purported livestreamer and truck driver who is best known for chasing after e-girls on numerous Discord servers. He has since become a target of extensive mockery on behalf of members of Schizoid Arena and Esoteric Chat, among others.

Michael uses online communities to find e-girls which he predates upon. He is an incel who met up IRL with one of the users and got royally BTFO'd by his murder victim, Coral. The most immediate quality about Michael, besides the fact that he is a fatso, is the obnoxious, tin can sounding voice that he bears with him. This means that he cannot speak without making a fool of himself, and this has forever condemned him to the annals of being a lolcow.

Personal life

Michael was born in 1988 and raised in Ware, Massachusetts. According to his own account, he did not get along with his parents at a young age though he has since "made peace" with them. He grew up in a very lonely household until magician Al Gore granted him with the newfangled Internet, and so he abused this invention to talk with transvestites online before having been eternally banned from every platform that existed at the time.

Career

For most of the time that Michael has interacted with the rest of Path's server, he has claimed to be a "professional streamer"—or live-streamer, gamer—whatever the fuck you want to call it, okay? He has admitted to spending over $3,000 per month on the video game Black Desert, and its multiplayer derivative, Black Desert Online. He also claims to be adept with computers despite having shown a lack of knowledge about the basic functionality of personal computers and the Internet as a whole. He claims to have participated in a "hacking ring" in 2008, where he and others "sent a backdoor" to steal accounts on Diablo 2 and "sell them on eBay." Obviously, this doesn't make any fucking sense, and in the real world, Michael is regarded as harmless.

Michael is incapable of managing his own finances, as shown by the sheer amount of money that he spends on video games with no return on investment. He believes that he is growing his Twitch, where he streams BDO all fucking day long, by paying for subscriber and view bots, but alas, not one human being actually watches that shit. He also claims to work as a truck driver.

Finances and bankruptcy

Throughout his time as an adult male, Michael has encountered several financial difficulties. From 2020 to 2023, he participated in the trading of cryptocurrency through several crypto-based online platforms. When the crypto market began to fall starting in 2021, Michael had a large amount of income stored in the form of various cryptocurrencies ('coins'). After FTX declared bankruptcy in November 2022, the widespread failure of cryptocurrency-based startup companies began to ensue, and as of 2024, it is estimated that roughly 90% of these startup companies have been forced to declare bankruptcy or are otherwise regarded as a failure.

Michael regarded himself as a "cryptocurrency expert" through most of 2023, until a series of bad investments, combined with the crash of several cryptocurrencies, contributed to his poor financial state. By the end of the year, he was forced to sell off most of his possessions, including land property, which forced him to move back in with his parents. This serves as yet another example of how cryptotards are being ruthlessly buttfucked for jumping on a bandwagon without having any understanding of how the economy works. (He literally traded in the entirety of his fiscal wealth for holdings in fake money.) Farewell, kitten.

Relationships

Michael has been married at least once to a woman that he met on a chat room. Compared to the amount of personal information floating around about Michael himself, very little is known about his ex-wife except for his side of the story as to how they divorced, which is undoubtedly a skewed and unreliable retelling of events. He has stated previously that he began cheating on his wife, and this is what provoked a divorce, however has also admitted to having caught his wife cheating on him. The exact date of their marriage is also unknown; it was roughly 10 years ago.

He was also in a brief relationship with a girl that emigrated from Germany. Barring these two instances, Michael has never been in a serious relationship with a woman. Applying the term "relationships" to the social exchanges between Michael and online teenagers is somewhat misleading. In truth, all of these exchanges were incredibly one-sided with the exception of Coral. Haxxing makes Simon look like a superior romancer which is difficult to achieve in and of itself.

Zolly

In 2023, he met Zolly on a lewd nude-sharing Discord server where he proceeded to engage with her in private messages. Since then, he has deluded himself into believing that he is (or was) in a relationship with her. In actuality, he has sent ~500 dollars to Zolly in order to receive the most pathetic of attention which gives credit to the social activities of dsaa. Zolly and Haxxing proceeded to have enticing electronic sex which lasted for hours on end. Resulting from this, Zolly gave electronic birth to a retarded human shit baby which acted as a never-ending supply of logs for the two of them. Following the substantial change in Haxxing's diet, which now contained a greater amount of loginol, he has grown to become nearly as fat as Ryan Wild.

Coral

After having lost the attention of Zolly, Haxxing began to focus his attention on Coral, a mentally ill whore who behaved very similar to the way that Haxxing does. In this, both of them are always begging for attention (however Coral, being a woman, at least has some excuse for this behavior). They eventually met up in London and then Coral made the life-ending mistake of flying over to Haxxing's place of residence after which she was brutally murdered. It is factually proven that Haxxing murdered Coral, cutting her up into little pieces and scattering her body across his town. As such, he is wanted for first-degree murder in his state (Florida) and the police are actively searching for his whereabouts.

Sexual abuse and murder of Coral

Sometime around July 2023, Haxxing struck up a relationship with the infamous online whore Coral and somehow lured her into visiting his place of residence. Not much is known about the verbal exchange that ensued between them during that sordid week, however things eventually took a turn for the worse and Haxxing decided to sexually abuse, torture and then murder Coral. He used an ice pick to perform a botched lobotomy procedure on Coral with her hands tied to a dentist's chair using duct tape, and after she was mentally incapacitated, he proceeded to perform a series of disturbing sexual acts on her body. At this state, Coral had suffered serious brain damage and was likely not able to contemplate any of the acts having been performed on her. He used a surgeon's scalpel to remove her finger and toe nails, and a pair of scissors to remove her hair, keeping them as "trophies" of her murder. Necrophiliacs often exhibit this kind of behavior, and Haxxing has had a long-standing obsession with his mother's corpse, so it is not surprising that he fantasized about having sex with Coral's dead body shortly thereafter.

Haxxing has admitted to having molested the dead body of Coral before skinning it, cutting her flesh into "tiny chunks" and dispersing them throughout his rural Florida town. He stored some skeletal remains of her body in his chest freezer before taking videos of sexually pleasuring himself with them.

Aftermath

The police have been actively searching for Haxxing's whereabouts at least two weeks after these events took place. Despite this, he has successfully evaded law enforcement for more than half a year now. Haxxing has developed an obsession with "reanimating" Coral in the form of sexualized videos and imagery using deepfakes and AI-generated content. He has created fake social media accounts pretending to be Coral, likely for the purpose of disavowing the now-known murder.

Personality

It goes without saying that all of this ridicule is not unprovoked. Michael considers himself to be a troll, even though he is always on the receiving end of it, which serves as one of the many signs of neurodivergency that become more obvious when faced with emotional issues. He is most definitely autistic; the way that Michael describes other people shows a complete disregard for their own individuality, and he instead views them as an extension of himself whose only value is in the way he is benefited by their presence.

Michael is also a narcissist. In searching for women, he is actively looking for a girl with low self-esteem by seeing how they react to his incessant critique of their behavior by calling them names which, almost always, more closely align with his own person, rather than anyone else.

Bodybuilding

One of the most central aspects of Michael's rather simple personality, if not the primary thing which he focuses on the most, is that he is a bodybuilder who is always working on "his gains" and so on and so forth. In reality, most of the 'muscle' which he shows off in pictures is just body fat and nothing more.

Michael has a high blood pressure, as evidenced by inflamed joints around fingers on both hands, a red complexion around the face and chest, and the noticeable buildup of sweat around the forehead. Pictures of his chest reveal that he has man tits, a distended gut and bears with him none of the hallmarks of an actual bodybuilder. Despite this, he continues to pretend that he's gaining muscle or something whenever he goes to the gym, takes a picture of himself in the mirror and subsequently leaves. In other words, he doesn't actually work out.

Schizoid Arena

Nobody knows (or cares) how Haxxing found about the Discord server Schizoid Arena. It has been posited that he found his way into the server by following the scent of another gay man's asshole. Despite this, it's more likely that he found the server from another gay loser on a separate community. Many so-called "Xat" users on the server originate from other communities, the most prominent of which being Lookism, but nobody really cares about those people anyways.

Using Schizoid Arena as a tool for the fine-combed grooming of teenagers, Haxxing proceeded to place his eye upon several e-girls which he proceeded to stalk, harass and even went so far as to murder one of them.

"Famous" quotes

Haxxing is well-known for typing out lengthy, cringeworthy and literarily unpleasing essays about the Discord women that he wants to have sex with. (He should contribute to this wiki!) Here are some of the notable things that he has said (or spammed) on the server.