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The Surgeon General recommends that you take a couple Advil before opening up one of these chat rooms.

Xat (stylized xat) is a web chat site with one of the most autistic and consistently retarded communities on the Internet, falling right behind Total Logdom in both categories. It is also a money making scheme that gets 13 year olds to steal their mummy's credit card and buy powers. One admirable quality about this chat site is that it has succeeded in remaining up and running since 2006, which in and of itself is not all that impressive, but that its chat rooms have always been filled with gullible idiots.

Xat consists of chat rooms that are arranged topically. Many aspects of these chat rooms are customizable, with an emphasis on the various emotes and decorative features for user profiles that can be purchased using xats. Xats are the currency of the website and can be bought with real currency. Subscriber days, also known as days, give the user the ability to make use of powers (decorative elements) on their profile and in chat rooms for one day per "day" meaning that 30 days translates to one month of subscription.

Despite there being some user overlap between xat.com and Schizoid Arena, and the server having 'xat' vanity, it's important to draw a distinction between them as they are two completely different platforms. There are several other Xat-based Discord communities, with another one of the more notable ones being owned by CokeVoAYCE.

The xat.com Image Optimizer running on Windows 98SE. One commemorable thing about the xat.com website is that its branding has remained somewhat consistent for over 20 years.

History

Xat was founded in 1998 as a red room image optimizer for kiddie pictures, allowing e-peds to use newly refined cyberdildonics to electronically rape images of children over the Internet. In fact, the Xat website is probably where the term "cybersex" was coined. By 2001, advents such as Broadband with greater bandwidth led to xatShow, an online concurrent live stream of 5 year old girls being drawn and quartered. It has since evolved into an off-shore grand exchange of powers, nicknames and many other 'upgrades' that are used in order to launder money for Russian oligarchs.

The chat rooms were originally designed to be embedded in external web pages and some design elements continue to reflect this. Historically, they were powered using Adobe Flash however transitioned to "HTML5" (what they actually mean to say is JavaScript) after support for the Flash Player plugin was dropped by most mainstream browsers in early 2021. Subscriptions were introduced to the website in 2008, and one year later, so were powers. Powers can be traded between users through the trade engine (a rudimentary exchange system developed for the website's e-currency) which means that there is a functional market on the website.

Other features have since been added to the website, such as Xat.me, an interlinked website which displays user profiles in the form of a profile page that can be customized in a user's settings. In addition, there is Xatimg.com which is an image hosting service primarily used for uploading profile images (or avatars) because there are a few whitelisted domains for image upload services with regards to embedding images.

Notable users

Ever since these chat rooms have existed, there have been infamous embarrassed soles trying to make up for their own sorry selves by seeking out attention wherever they can find it. Here are just a few of these xatlets.

The Mental Ward

S1n

S1n is a known pedophile on Xat who has been around since 2010. His original gimmick was larping as a skinhead plumber who went by Joe Storm. He can be seen on Flirt nowadays making numerous spelling errors and sexually harassing the females. S1n comes online drunk and high talking about underage nudes (a lot), and claims almost every girl on flirt has "slapped their clam" for him before. No one knows his real age. He says he is 34 but many girls who were close with him claim his real age is 50. His favorite word to use is the n-word despite having an e-relationship with Amanda, a black girl from Xat. (He loves to quote the 14 words) S1n will buy most girls powers and then will cry when they give those powers to Gucci.

Gucci

Gucci is an inbred Mexican who likes to larp on Flirt as the owner. He is delusional and believes that he is a celebrity IRL. One of his most notable quotes is "WELCOME TO MY XAT". Gucci's capslock is always broken due to him being too poor to afford a good keyboard. He resides in Mexico City but pretends to live in California as a legal US citizen (lol). He is most known for harassing females on Flirt just like his boyfriend S1n. He posts their nudes and will go on alts and impersonate them. Gucci's only friend on Flirt is Zolly (Zolrac) and random girls from Spanish chats that he groomed. In fact, Gucci used to have Gold and other powers on Xat but got torched due to harassing and stalking an underage girl to the point her mother had to ban her from using the internet. (woawhh!) He now goes by 'cyber gucci' and will use severely edited selfies of himself that make him look like an asian girl.

Philip

Phylis is a Pollock mutt loser who is too retarded to register an actual account on Xat. He used to frequent the chat 'Old' and got doxxed by a hacker named SamOwnz. A few years later he decided to come to Flirt and tried to troll users by calling them the n-word as well as trying to fit in with the Sander Illusion. He would sometimes fake as a girl named Samantha and claim to be "Philip's girlfriend". Whenever he would ask to mic up he would pussy out and cry. Fliplid has admitted to having aspergers as well as finding underage girls attractive. He left Xat for a year after Zolly and Dipface trolled his Facebook and college profile. He has had numerous YouTube channels that have since been deleted, one being from his college years where he would post videos about people from both online and in-real-life accusing him of being homosexual. Sadly, Phildo is actually bisexual, which is worse than being a faggot. Philip's sister, Kaja, is in a real-life relationship with Gucci and there is a picture of her kissing him (haters will say it's photoshopped) which Faglip claims to be 'shopped.