Akefa Brewer
Akefa Brewer (also known as: Layla, Lita, Zolly, zolrat, zolita) (born August 28 2003) is a user on Flirt, Esoteric Chat and just about every other fucking community that is mentioned in this wiki. She is the piston that drives the machine that propels all of these different communities in a swastikular direction, spinning inverse towards the SOVL. Much like other notables of Flirt, she is a reputed troll. Actually, it is John Mosley wearing makeup and a wig and augmented breasts. She is also an editor of this wiki.
Zolly is a 21 year old female that currently resides in Wichita, Kansas. She is the sister of Daegan Harris, and also the girlfriend of John Mosley, the creator of "these boards." In addition, she is distantly related to Sam Spratt through her cousin's side of the family.
Early life
Makayla Zerner was born on August 28 2003 in the State of Oklahoma to Simon and Jeremy Zerner. Jeremy had an artificial womb installed to give birth to a retarded human shit baby, however the log failed to completely metastasize thus resulting in a miscarriage upon the first attempt. The sheer amount of milk energy being radiated by Jimmy Jeremy meant that it was near impossible to absorb enough loginol necessary for a shit baby and so they were forced to opt instead for a human being.
Much like Georgehannsen, she was exposed to high levels of milk irradiation from being inside of Jeremy's womb thus leading to the development of psychokinetic abilities.
Relationship with Ethan
For over a year, Zolly was embroiled in a relationship with the well-known landscaping guru Ethan(from esoTalk) and land-scraped many a yard in each other's presence. When Ethan developed paranoid schizophrenia as a result of the great burden of landscaping, he took to writing out long-winded posts on Esoteric Chat and became a total recluse. By the end of 2020, his beloved blog went offline and so much of his contributions to the greater knowledge of the art of landscaping have been lost to time.
Ethan is a well-known follower of Clyde Homobro. As any high-ranking homobro priest knows, the Book of Clyde commands that you must beat your girlfriend, and so Ethan gracefully went forth in the ways of the Clyde by making physical exertions upon the flesh of his significant other. He is also a member of the Clydeian Rouge, having conducted numerous attempts at homobro evangelization against in favor of others on Flirt. The green apple signifies his solidarity with the unjust murder of Clyde and subsequent storms, as predicted by the Salty Pegleg, that were to follow. Many of the Clydeian teachings have rubbed off onto Zolly, putting her more in line with the Schnyderian Sect of homobroism.
Death will surely strike down whoever has the misfortune of being on this wiki long enough to stumble upon this article.
Haxxination
Zolly met The Haxxing on some kind of Discord server, where he proceeded to attempt to get her to come visit him. He proceeded to send individual amounts of cash to her, and eventually sent an amount of $400 for the purpose of a plane ticket. At this time, Haxxing lived on his own in Florida. According to numerous screenshots of exchanges between the two, Haxxing has repeatedly chased her in the attempt to cultivate a sort of relationship, whereas Zolly has lampooned many of his physical and personal characteristics.
Haxxing, being a very wealthy and successful influencer, has a lot of free moneys at his disposal for the e-grills. However, his expansive wealth was cut short when he lost all of his fucking money to the cryptocurrency market like a retard. And so, he no longer has the ability to send money to them, but if you ask the Haxx himself, he will claim that it's because he's "learned his lesson," though let's be honest, nothing will ever penetrate the skull of such thickness that belongs to Michael.
Schizoid Arena and esoTalk
On August 10 2022, Pathseeker created the Schizoid Arena Discord server. As many of its initial members came from Xat, Zolly was one of the first to join. Not long after, she invited Haxxing to the server. Both of them garnered lots of negative attention from other members, mostly brought upon by jealousy in the case of Zolly; not so in the case of Haxxing. Lots of the female members of Schizoid Arena began acting hostile to her because they couldn't handle being criticized or being deemed unattractive.
Haxxing later went on to infamously meet Coral through the server and expose her to his BBC gay poop porn fetish. During the time he spent with Coral, he apparently continued to converse with Zolly, among other girls from the server, which may have contributed to their relationship being short-lived.
